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She is cold behind the eyes. There's something not quite right. I also get annoyed by people claiming to be really hard-working, hands on mothers, when they use family members and nannies to do most of the bringing up for them.

I get really annoyed when women go on about her being a good role model because she's a really good 'business woman'. Apparently being a good business woman involves selling pictures and stories about yourself and your family.

Btw I'm talking about Jordan and not Ellie. She's not a very good business woman at all ;)

Just to put the pro-Jordan argument. You could argue that with her limited intelligence she was never going to make it big as a nuerosurgeon or architect. Nonetheless, she has parlayed her limited talents into a hugely succesful career. And yes, she's exploited her family, including her disabled son, but by doing so she'll be able to treat him to a lifestyle he would never have enjoyed had she been a checkout girl.

Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2008, 3:10 PM BST

Is that how much big baps cost?

£5,000 each seemed like a nice round number.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 3:11 PM BST

I have no idea.

And I watch the Katie and Peter show every week! I should know how much every surgery under the sun costs by now...

*shakes head*

Wasn't there a trailer after/during Celebrity Juice last night with Peter looknig very sad that she was having more surgery?

Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2008, 3:15 PM BST

Her's are too big. I don't like them.

Thank you. :)

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 4:17 PM BST

She has major self esteem/insecurity issues

*raises hand* :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 16 2008, 4:50 PM BST

Wasn't there a trailer after/during Celebrity Juice last night with Peter looknig very sad that she was having more surgery?

Yes, poor old Peter.
He didn't even like her boobs either when they first met. Previously he went out with normal girls.

I know so much about these people!
Oh well. Their show is really rather entertaining. You can't look away, like the proverbial car crash.

Quote: Aaron @ October 16 2008, 4:51 PM BST

*raises hand* :)

Maybe you and Katie should get together!

Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2008, 4:39 PM BST

Just to put the pro-Jordan argument. You could argue that with her limited intelligence she was never going to make it big as a nuerosurgeon or architect. Nonetheless, she has parlayed her limited talents into a hugely succesful career. And yes, she's exploited her family, including her disabled son, but by doing so she'll be able to treat him to a lifestyle he would never have enjoyed had she been a checkout girl.

All very true.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 4:52 PM BST

Yes, poor old Peter.
He didn't even like her boobs either when they first met. Previously he went out with normal girls.

I know so much about these people!
Oh well. Their show is really rather entertaining. You can't look away, like the proverbial car crash.

Now you've got me wanting to watch. DAMN YOU.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 4:52 PM BST

Maybe you and Katie should get together!

. . .

Well you did like that one old picture of her!

One. Old. These are the key words.

And her boobs scare me, big or not.

Can I add my name to the list of people wanting Aaron to meet Jordan? Ta.

:(

We don't reeeeeeeally!

Graham does!

Well, he'd have to keep Peter Andre occupied during your meeting. Maybe that will put him off the idea...

Haha!

It'd be easy. I'd just put a bit of shiny paper on a stick and wave it about. Keep him interested for hours.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 16 2008, 1:15 AM BST

I refer any questions about me for the moment to Seefacts (and yes, mate, I'll have the sitcom synposis finished in a day or so for you).

I won't answer them mind.

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