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Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 2:48 PM BST

Is she just a lads mag model or something else too?

JUST a lads mag model. Isn't that a significant achievement in itself? ;)

Ha! I didn't mean it to sound like that.
But now you mention it...

Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2008, 2:50 PM BST

JUST a lads mag model. Isn't that a significant achievement in itself? ;)

Big baps isn't exactly an achievement. It's just nature. Or £10,000.

Quote: Aaron @ October 16 2008, 3:03 PM BST

Or £10,000.

Is that how much big baps cost?

I have no idea.

And I watch the Katie and Peter show every week! I should know how much every surgery under the sun costs by now...

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 3:11 PM BST

I have no idea.

And I watch the Katie and Peter show every week! I should know how much every surgery under the sun costs by now...

Her's are too big. I don't like them.

She's been getting them smallened.

And something or other done to her face. After the recent nose job.

Basically, she's f**king crazy.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 3:30 PM BST

She's been getting them smallened.

And something or other done to her face. After the recent nose job.

Basically, she's f**king crazy.

There was somebody on More4 news the other night saying she was a fantastic British icon and should be celebrated on a stamp.

Jordan is horrendous in every way it is possible to be horrendous.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 3:30 PM BST

...smallened.

That's a great addition to the English language - I shall use that often. :D

Quote: Griff @ October 16 2008, 3:49 PM BST

Jordan is horrendous in every way it is possible to be horrendous.

Hey, it wasn't me on More4 News claiming she was an icon. I agree with you. She's ghastly.

I've never seen the news on More4 before. Is that the kind of thing they normally discuss?

Quote: Griff @ October 16 2008, 3:49 PM BST

Jordan is horrendous in every way it is possible to be horrendous.

She's good at riding horses aparently.

As I watch their show (one of them ones where cameras follow them around almost 24/7) I do feel sorry for her. She has major self esteem/insecurity issues, and is quite nice really.

But yes, not an icon or someone to look up to. At all.

Quote: Griff @ October 16 2008, 3:59 PM BST

I've never seen the news on More4 before. Is that the kind of thing they normally discuss?

I don't know. I only ever catch the end of it when I tune in to watch The Daily Show.

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2008, 4:16 PM BST

She's good at riding horses aparently.

And bringing up blind babies.

Quote: zooo @ October 16 2008, 4:17 PM BST

She has major self esteem/insecurity issues, and is quite nice really.

Are you talking about Ellie or Jordan?

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