British Comedy Guide

Inspired by Finck.

A POLICE MAN WITH A RUDDY BIG GUN IS WANDERING AN AIRPORT HE BUMPS INTO AN TOURIST.

THE POLICEMAN'S RADIO EARPIECE FALLS OUT, HE WALKS ON.

THE TOURIST PICKS IT UP, GOES TO CHASE AFTER POLICEMAN, STOPS AND LISTENS TO THE EARPIECE.

THE EARPIECE

The people in the airport are your friends don't shoot them. The people in the airport are your friends don't shoot them.

HE CHASES AFTER THE POLICE MAN.

Finck*

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2008, 2:27 PM BST

HE CHASES AFTER THE POLICE MAN.

I think the ending would work better if you saw the policeman running around in the background firing his gun whilst screaming crazily.

Could be, though I think I'd settle for.

OOV FX

SOUNDS OF SCREAMS AND GUNFIRE.

Thanks.

Das Gut.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 16 2008, 3:00 PM BST

Das Gut.

*Das ist gut. :)

I can't comment on this as I'm obviously biased, but if you, Sooty, are foiling my career at BOSE, <Patsy> I'm going to kill you! </Patsy>.

I wouldn't worry.

BOSE stops UK cops going gun crazy, isn't much of an advertising slogan.

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