When I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:11 PM BSTWhen I get home, I hop on my love swing and get done my the long queue of men who wait outside my door.
hehehehe
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:12 PM BSTWhen I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
*gulp* *tugs... collar*
Putters, ignore Aaron.
All women wear sexy underwear from posh french sounding names all the time.
All women practice kissing with their friends.
All women love rolling about in mud.
Stop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:12 PM BSTWhen I'm with my brunette girlfriend we make long, dirty love in the window so everyone can see.
Yeah, this is just getting boring now. Hush, woman!
Yeah Ellie! 
What time are you comming round to mine? I only ask because Putters wanted to come round for tea.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:14 PM BSTStop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
No, but I tell them that his name is Father Christmas.
I think she's just embarrassd about the crotchless underwear and is now trying to make it LOOK like it was a lie!
a HA!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:14 PM BSTPutters, ignore Aaron.
All women wear sexy underwear from posh french sounding names all the time.
All women practice kissing with their friends.
All women love rolling about in mud.
Stop ruining it for Putters, Aaron! Do you tell kids Santa isn't real too?
Aaron who?!
hehehehe I like you, you can stay. 
I will say now, I don't wear crotchless knickers or nippless bras. Sorry to dissapoint, I don't own a love swing or love eggs and I've never made love to a woman. Bloody hell - I'm Aaron.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 16 2008, 2:18 PM BSTYeah Ellie!
What time are you comming round to mine? I only ask because Putters wanted to come round for tea.
I'll bring the fresh cream. 
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:20 PM BST
I will say now, I don't wear crotchless knickers or nippless bras. Sorry to dissapoint, I don't own a love swing or love eggs and I've never made love to a woman. Bloody hell - I'm Aaron.
Awww Nil... I could always be persuaded to.
Your giggles are a bit manic.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 2:22 PM BSTAwww Nil... I could always be persuaded to.
