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Things that piss you off Page 292

Quote: Finck @ September 20 2008, 10:34 AM BST

Morning! :)

If it was this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOtqtQN84k

...mixed with sounds of someone jumping around like a maniac, just come upstairs and have a cup of tea with me. :)

I wish. Nah, it's just crap R'n'B bollocks by the sound of it.

Quote: Aaron @ September 20 2008, 10:34 AM BST

Is she doing sex to Euro techno?

Sick You haven't seen her.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 20 2008, 10:38 AM BST

I wish. Nah, it's just crap R'n'B bollocks by the sound of it.

Yeah, I feared you weren't the lesbian couple from the flat downstairs.

1) When texts send, but aren't received, and for no apparent reason. Angry
2) When my computer restarts in the middle of the night, presumably something to do with a system update.

Quote: Aaron @ October 16 2008, 11:15 AM BST

1) When texts send, but aren't received, and for no apparent reason. Angry
2) When my computer restarts in the middle of the night, presumably something to do with a system update.

Agreed.

I want to hear more about the lesbian couple downstairs.

Non attentive shop staff.

Putters : "Some King Size red Rizla please."
Idiot : "Yep, what colour?"
Angry

or

Putters : "Just that please."
Idiot : "Any petrol with that?"
Angry

Listen!!

End.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 11:43 AM BST

I want to hear more about the lesbian couple downstairs.

D'you want to hear the truth or shall I invent something interesting?

I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr

Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:57 AM BST

I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr

Does that sentence make sense?

No.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:59 AM BST

No.

:)

Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:57 AM BST

I get pissed off when my authority isn't treated with respect! Grrr

I always read your posts in the context of 'In a relationship.', because of your sig...

:D

When people don't listen to me because they think I'm such a airhead, I don't have anything worth saying.

I find that people tend to trail off and start their own separate conversations half way through me saying something, I'm just that boring and so monotone.

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