British Comedy Guide

Paranormal Sketch Show Page 19

Think I peaked with Deadpan but here goes:

Ruse From The Dead
Subterfuge
Dead Man's Bluff
Straight As A Die
Death Warmed Up
The Life Review
Taboo!
Evil Eyes
Curses
The Knocker's Yard
Curtains
Jokers From Hell
Raise Hell

Remote Viewing

Questionable moonlight.

Hexy Hades (ref. Sexy Sadie)

Theme song:

Hexy Hades, what have you done?
You made a ghoul of everyone
You made a ghoul of everyo-o-one
Hexy Hades, ooh what have you done?

Hexy Hades, you broke the rules
You layed it down for all to see-e-e-eee,
You played it paranormally-he-e-eee,
Hexy Hades, oooh you broke the rules.

I'm trying to wean myself off these now.

Which Way To The Morgue?

Dave Lee Tremors.

Thanks again to the people still making contributions.

Lee and I have now shortlisted our favourites from these 19(!) pages and submitted them to be mulled over by the men with the expensive trousers.

Really appreciate your help. In gratitude, Lee will be happy to service your every sexual whim. Really, anything you like. Fill your boots.

Hang does the winner get a small slice of the whores, cocaine, traffiked virgins, and injectable human adrenalin, you lot are getting paid?

Did Deadpan make the list David? I want a tiny glimmer of hope in my nondescript meaningless life.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 16 2008, 10:04 AM BST

Did Deadpan make the list David? I want a tiny glimmer of hope in my nondescript meaningless life.

It made the top of the list in fact.

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2008, 10:02 AM BST

Hang does the winner get a small slice of the whores, cocaine, traffiked virgins, and injectable human adrenalin, you lot are getting paid?

Yes, you may have a small slice of prostitute.

Just as long as it's not Aldi, I'm pretty sure their sliced prostitute is mainly cereal and pigfat.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 16 2008, 9:57 AM BST

Really appreciate your help. In gratitude, Lee will be happy to service your every sexual whim. Really, anything you like. Fill your boots.

Only people called Ellie need apply.

Me, me...pick me! \o

What for?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 16 2008, 11:32 AM BST

Me, me...pick me! \o

What for?

Oh nothing. I'm just being hormonal.
:P

Here's another one for you.

JIGGERYPOKERY

:)

Actually my mate has just written a kind of supernatural sitcom with a rubbish title - can I have that back, I reckon I can sell it to him for a pint of Abbott Ale.

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