Quote: Tuumble @ October 15 2008, 10:09 PM BSTI want to be Lee Henman and hob-nob and have hob nobs with the stars.
Hmmm. Haven't done much hobnobbing to be honest...I've hugged Sally Lindsay and had a fag with Lucy Porter, that's about the extent of my celebrity chums. Oh and Jimmy Saville once violated me with a cigar in his hot tub but I think that may have been a dream.
You will get suuued!
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 15 2008, 10:16 PM BSTHmmm. Haven't done much hobnobbing to be honest...I've hugged Sally Lindsay and had a fag with Lucy Porter, that's about the extent of my celebrity chums. Oh and Jimmy Saville once violated me with a cigar in his hot tub but I think that may have been a dream.
Did you feel a fraud when you hung out with said celebs?
My limited TV experience made feel like I'd won a competition.
On topic, I'd like to be Griff to see why he hates me, or Tim Walker so I could rip out his internet cable and burn it.
I would be Winterlight. 'cause he has a lovely bum!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 10:19 PM BSTI would be Winterlight. 'cause he has a lovely bum!
And you'd spend the day feeling it or looking at it in mirror?
Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 10:19 PM BSTTim Walker so I could rip out his internet cable and burn it.
Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2008, 10:20 PM BSTAnd you'd spend the day feeling it or looking at it in mirror?
If she's anything like me, she'd just walk down the street in tight trousers and spank it every now and then.
Quote: Winterlight @ October 15 2008, 10:25 PM BSTIf she's anything like me, she'd just walk down the street in tight trousers and spank it every now and then.
Making an OOing noise?
Quote: Paul W @ October 15 2008, 10:26 PM BST
Making an OOing noise?
Yep and going "Hello Boys!" to all the builders.
Quote: Winterlight @ October 15 2008, 10:29 PM BSTYep and going "Hello Boys!" to all the builders.
... I'd give this one a miss Ellie...
I'd give this one too, Mr Paul! 
Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 10:19 PM BSTI would be Winterlight. 'cause he has a lovely bum!
Does that mean yours is second rate?
Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 10:35 PM BSTDoes that mean yours is second rate?
Yep. It's rubbish.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 10:37 PM BSTMine's brilliant.
I know.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 10:37 PM BSTSo Winterlight - do you have a nice arse, or is it a BSG myth?
It's nice. I need to do some more cycling though to get it back to it's best.