Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 5:59 PM BSTDoesn't have to be one or the other.
Romance and love are just the names we've given the effects of those chemicals.
Good call 
Still very primitive aren't they be much more efficent without all the nonsense.
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 5:59 PM BSTShut it, sunshine.
Or feel my wrath.
Bah. You know it's true. I'm not scared of you. Much.
*whimpers* DON'T HURT ME
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 5:59 PM BSTRomance and love are just the names we've given the effects of those chemicals.
Oo, innit clever? *pokes zooo*
Blooming eck.
I have thousands of things I could tell yer.
It's my job see.
Any Starwars ones yet?
Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2008, 2:42 PM BSTI nearly got engaged once.
I'll never get engaged. This is why....
I'll meet someone. I'll fall in love, they love me back warts and all. We'll feel we have found true happiness and it will be the most romantic thing in the world. Years down the line, we ill be in Paris, under the Effel tower and he will get on one knee and take out a little box. Inside will be a gold ring with a red stone and he will ask "Will you marry me me?" and I will reply...
"GOLD?!!!! URGH!!!!! I HATE GOLD, I ONLY WEAR SILVER! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!"......
Nope not yet.
Fank Fook!
Although that could possibly be hilarious.
How old were the youngest couple you've worked with, Charley?
And the oldest!
And the biggest age gap!
Have you done any gay marriages yet?
I'm sure we have but have we ever done a losing my virginity thread? I was 27 when I was rap...er...blessed with mutual love of human flesh.
I know which bits go where however, as I have three kids. Quite clever really as we only rubbed belly buttons once and the children arrived over the space of four years.
Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 6:53 PM BSTHow old were the youngest couple you've worked with, Charley?
Youngest were 20.
FREAKS!
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 6:53 PM BSTAnd the oldest!
And the biggest age gap!
Have you done any gay marriages yet?
Oldest were in their 60's.
Yes I have done lots of gay marriages. They are the most fun.
Biggest age gap was 10 years. No Anne Nicoles in St Albans.
Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 8:28 PM BSTAw.
(Lucky bastards.)
The groom would have got it I tell you. Nice looking young thing. *Shivers in her libbiers*
Quote: Charley @ October 15 2008, 8:31 PM BSTThe groom would have got it I tell you. Nice looking young thing. *Shivers in her libbiers*
