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DISTRESS CALL! (Don't I know some of you?) Page 3

Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 3:42 PM BST

I'd really rather you didn't come anywhere near me.

I doubt a lot on men on here would have issue with Ellie being under their desks......

This one would.

That's because you are gay.

Yes, I play the pink piccolo.

Why did you not learn the recorder like all the other kids?

I was too busy sucking cock.

Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 6:10 PM BST

I was too busy sucking cock.

Didn't know you went to church.

Choir master said it would help his vocal chords.

"Just pop it in your mouth and hum"...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 15 2008, 6:13 PM BST

Choir master said it would help his vocal chords.

"Just pop it in your mouth and hum"...

Who you or Aaron?

Unimpressed Doesn't matter I actually read it this time.

Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2008, 6:14 PM BST

Who you or Aaron?

Are you saying I've heard those words myself before?

Whistling nnocently

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 15 2008, 6:17 PM BST

Are you saying I've heard those words myself before?

Whistling nnocently

Yeh yeh move on nothing to see here.

Wahey!!!

Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 6:10 PM BST

I was too busy sucking cock.

Good Boy.

Gosh! You've all gone rude in my abscence...I can't take it...AAAARRRRGH!

(silence)

(UHT vanishes into a righteous cloud of milky-white smoke)

Hi Paul BTW!

Hi UHT

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