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Er. Except you Dolly?!

:)

Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 4:19 PM BST

That's the magic age for women.

Much to the annoyance of my other half I like the idea of not being married. It makes me feel a bit more free and relaxed.

Also I don't stand to lose half my CDs when I f**k up.

Believe me, I won't be marrying just because I'm 26. But I'd like to have children when I turn 30 but want to have enjoyed married life for a bit.

Oh I seeeee.

Flipping heck, she's got a plan!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 4:22 PM BST

Believe me, I won't be marrying just because I'm 26. But I'd like to have children when I turn 30 but want to have enjoyed married life for a bit.

And 30 is the magic age for kids.

Women are so predictable!

Married life - what IS that? Having a different name, changing your signature and showing off the ring to people you've not seen for a while. Greeeeeeeat.

Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 4:22 PM BST

Er. Except you Dolly?!

:)

I was only 20, so that's off the scale, isn't it.

I was in a "serious" relationship in my late twenties and my girlfriend of the time really wanted to get married. Massive hints all the f**king time especially after drink had been taken. Thank God we never did it as the inevitable acrimonious split happened pretty quickly after that.

Married now though and v.happy. I think it's not only about meeting the right person, but also at the right time for both of you.

The having a different name is a big part of mine. Mines so long!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 4:22 PM BST

Believe me, I won't be marrying just because I'm 26. But I'd like to have children when I turn 30 but want to have enjoyed married life for a bit.

I've f**ked it all up already... :(

(Well, I still have 3 month to get married.)

The kids with 30 thing doesn't go well with my dying like a rockstar at 27 scheme, anyway...

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 4:25 PM BST

The having a different name is a big part of mine. Mines so long!

Is that what the 'JP' is?

No, that stands for Jacket Potato. It's a long standing nickname cause I like to be stuffed.

Quote: Finck @ October 15 2008, 4:25 PM BST

The kids with 30 thing doesn't go well with my dying like a rockstar at 27 scheme, anyway...

Drugs? Drink? Really sordid sex? What does this whole plan entail Finck?

Quote: Seefacts @ October 15 2008, 4:24 PM BST

And 30 is the magic age for kids.

Women are so predictable!

Oi. Not all bloody women.

Married life - what IS that? Having a different name, changing your signature and showing off the ring to people you've not seen for a while. Greeeeeeeat.

Agreed.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 4:25 PM BST

The having a different name is a big part of mine. Mines so long!

I love your name! Force your future husband to adopt yours!

Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 4:28 PM BST

Agreed.

Really? Shall we get married just to be ironic?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 4:27 PM BST

No, that stands for Jacket Potato. It's a long standing nickname cause I like to be stuffed.

And you did smell of potato a little bit.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 15 2008, 4:25 PM BST

I was only 20, so that's off the scale, isn't it.

Hee, well that's so off the scale it's cool again.

Well it is if you get married 4 or 5 more times.

That would be fun!

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