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Sex Machine?

Ellie is rather bemused by the excess of male attention she's had today.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Ellie is rather bemused by the excess of male attention she's had today.

Have you got em out?

Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2008, 2:30 PM BST

A pain in the arse?

A lean mean sex machine?

A bit of both?

Confused?

Yes.

Yeah, tell us what you're wearing!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Ellie is rather bemused by the excess of male attention she's had today.

Aaron is rather bemused by ANY female attention he receives. Ever.

Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 2:38 PM BST

Yeah, tell us what you're wearing!

Kinky.

Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 2:38 PM BST

Yeah, tell us what you're wearing!

Nothing really very boobie... I don't know what's going on!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 2:42 PM BST

Nothing really very boobie... I don't know what's going on!

Prehaps you have a paper sign on your back saying "Gives Head for Snickers"

Quote: Gavin @ October 15 2008, 2:43 PM BST

Prehaps you have a paper sign on your back saying "Gives Head for Snickers"

Laughing out loud

Quote: Paul W @ October 15 2008, 2:18 PM BST

Paul wishes he was the magician, just for the comedy value of that evening...

Yeah yeah... the COMEDY value.... ;)

It's not ALL about the boobage.
Just wondered if you were wearing anything particularly cute today. :)

Quote: zooo @ October 15 2008, 3:09 PM BST

It's not ALL about the boobage.
Just wondered if you were wearing anything particularly cute today. :)

Ummm... black top, black jeans. I don't know.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 3:11 PM BST

Ummm... black top, black jeans. I don't know.

Ah, you're probably just very you today. :$

It's windy outside and now my ears are numb and cold, I hate that.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 3:11 PM BST

Ummm... black top, black jeans. I don't know.

Oh, come on - no woman ever goes 'Ohh, I AM getting a lot of male attention - how unusual'.

What you mean is 'Yeeeeah, I'm so lush it's painful. Look at me go, these f**kers are opening doors for me, carrying shit for me, letting me out at junctions. F**k yeah!'

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