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Bandage thinks Ellie could make a bit of money as a coat rack.

Ellie is not skinny enough to be a coat rack... maybe a clothes horse.

Bandage thinks it depends how cold it is.

Ah - sorry, bit slow off the mark then! You're very right.

What's all this about Ellie's rack?

...is not happy with himself.

Finck has just realized that the last three times she ordered pizza, the number of the pizza service was still in last number redial.

Finck has just ordered a pizza.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 14 2008, 3:01 PM BST

Ruby is looking at her thighs and wishing she hadn't agreed to be a magicians assistant for charity.

Paul wishes he was the magician, just for the comedy value of that evening...

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 1:25 PM BST

Matthew is vaguely uneasy about tomorrow.

Matthew is feeling pretty good and should remember he's a grown man; not a scardey little girl. GRRR!!!

Lee is sat here in his pants.

Quote: Leevil @ October 15 2008, 2:26 PM BST

Lee is sat here in his pants.

Matthew just threw up a little.

Finck eats delicious pizza. :)

Aaron just is.

Quote: Aaron @ October 15 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Aaron just is.

A pain in the arse?

A lean mean sex machine?

A bit of both?

Confused?

Sorry I'm just rambling :P

That one!
*points*

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