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BUSSELL WHERE ART THOU? Page 3

Quote: Finck @ October 15 2008, 9:57 AM BST

You're like a sun to him, apparently.

He provides him with warmth?!

Sorry.

Well, if he didn't insist on shooting down my pigeons like so much high school teenager, we wouldn't be in this mess.

People who don't have phones are cool.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 15 2008, 12:47 AM BST

David Bussell.... do be do.
Not many words rhyme with Bussell do be do.
Except for Hustle.... and maybe Muscle....
Is he from Brussels?
The man called Bussell.... do be do!

Sigh, hustel, muscle, tussel, fuss 'all

Do Do

oooooooooooo
oooooooooooo

Do the Bussell

Do Do

oooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo

He got muscle

Do Do

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ooooooooooooooooo

He killed Russell

Do Do

oooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ai'nt no fuss y'all

Do Do

oooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo

His crisps rustle

Do Do

oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooo

Injects Mr Muscle

Do Do

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ooooooooooooooooooooooo

To the tune of Do the Hustle.

Shame on you Ruby took me 2 minutes.

No do something infamous David so I can sell it.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 15 2008, 9:49 AM BST

You selfish bastard. Poor Lee was beside himself with worry. Tears. The lot. He looked like a big crying baby with his baldy head and everything.

That's right. I regressed to a toddler, even doing a dirty protest in my nappy. Teary

Quote: David Bussell @ October 15 2008, 10:01 AM BST

Well, if he didn't insist on shooting down my pigeons like so much high school teenager, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Pigeons? What the arse are you on about?

Quote: Winterlight @ October 15 2008, 9:58 AM BST

He provides him with warmth?!

No, he does naughty things to his plasma tail:

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Looks like sperm.

I used to think David Bussell was a bit of a poser. But I like him now that I've heard he doesn't own a mobile phone. Wave

Based on the 'Meet The Writers' threads, I used to think David Bussell was a bit of a c**t. Then I met him. ;)

Funny, it was the other way round for him about you.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 12:40 PM BST

Funny, it was the other way round for him about you.

I didn't want to state the obvious.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 15 2008, 12:40 PM BST

Funny, it was the other way round for him about you.

ZING!

Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2008, 10:17 AM BST

To the tune of Do the Hustle.

Shame on you Ruby took me 2 minutes.

Mine took less time than that. You can tell.

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I'm confused, why have you switched on the Bussell signal, Kenneth?

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