Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 7:56 PM BSTMost of hims in my fridge; the genitals I fed to a passing crow.
Then who the hell I am eating, ooooh yuck.
I think it's Russell Brand.
BUSSELL WHERE ART THOU? Page 2
Quote: Aaron @ October 14 2008, 8:14 PM BSTI'll be scrapping my mobile if these plans to charge you to RECEIVE calls and texts come to fruition.
Woo hoo, an excuse to be rid of mine!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 14 2008, 8:22 PM BSTWoo hoo, an excuse to be rid of mine!
Is it a camera phone?
Quote: Winterlight @ October 14 2008, 8:23 PM BSTIs it a camera phone?
Wash your filthy mind out Ben.
Is it . . ?
That is no way to get nekkid pictures of me.
You pay for access to my website like everyone else.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 8:24 PM BSTWash your filthy mind out Ben.
Is it . . ?
Yes it's very a filthy mind.
But seriously, it's a callback to something Ruby said earlier.
Ha! It is but I didn't buy it for the camera. I bought it cause it was £20. I work on "Does it make calls? Yeah that will do".....
Why do you need a camera on your phone? No one asks for a sandwich toaster built into the TV, do they?
All is well. Call off the search party. I have found the Bussell. He was in a Turkish brothel, suspended by his nipples to 2 hooks in a 50 foot high ceiling. He wasn't in much pain, as his feet easily reached the floor.
Bussell looks like the kinda guy who has his own theme tune... I bet he does.
David Bussell.... do be do.
Not many words rhyme with Bussell do be do.
Except for Hustle.... and maybe Muscle....
Is he from Brussels?
The man called Bussell.... do be do!
Quote: sootyj @ October 14 2008, 8:22 PM BSTThen who the hell I am eating, ooooh yuck.
I think it's Russell Brand.
More like Bussell Bland! Amiright, kids?
Oh wait, that's me I'm dissing! Damn you, Bussell, and your penetrating wit! *points sharpened pencils at eyes and headbutts table*
You really don't have a mobile phone?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 15 2008, 9:46 AM BSTYou really don't have a mobile phone?
It's carrier pigeons every time for me.
You selfish bastard. Poor Lee was beside himself with worry. Tears. The lot. He looked like a big crying baby with his baldy head and everything.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 15 2008, 9:49 AM BSTYou selfish bastard. Poor Lee was beside himself with worry. Tears. The lot. He looked like a big crying baby with his baldy head and everything.
And then he sat down in a corner, sobbing, and looked at pictures all night.
You're like a sun to him, apparently.