Has anyone seen Shergar? I've been trying to get hold of him all afternoon but he's one of these freaks that doesn't own a mobile. When I see him next I'm going to ram my old Nokia up his botty and sew his bumcheeks together.
Not in a sexual sense, obviously.
So. Any suggestions where he might be? I imagine he's in a stable at the moment, having his fetlock caressed by a buxom stablegirl, as her friend massages oil into his long horse legs and buttocks. Whinney!
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 14 2008, 7:51 PM BSTHas anyone seen Shergar? I've been trying to get hold of him all afternoon but he's one of these freaks that doesn't own a mobile. When I see him next I'm going to ram my old Nokia up his botty and sew his bumcheeks together.
Not in a sexual sense, obviously.
So. Any suggestions where he might be? I imagine he's in a stable at the moment, having his fetlock caressed by a buxom stablegirl, as her friend massages oil into his long horse legs and buttocks. Whinney!
Most of hims in my fridge; the genitals I fed to a passing crow.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 7:56 PM BSTMost of hims in my fridge; the genitals I fed to a passing crow.
Yes, I do hear crows don't need much food.
He's a difficult man to get and he's just moved, so I have no way to get hold of him.
Maybe he's on XBOX Live somewhere?
I remember him mentioning the whole 'no mobile' thing to me once. Bloody weirdo.
I'll be scrapping my mobile if these plans to charge you to RECEIVE calls and texts come to fruition.
Quote: Aaron @ October 14 2008, 8:14 PM BSTI'll be scrapping my mobile if these plans to charge you to RECEIVE calls and texts come to fruition.
But surely you won't have to pay anything then? HA HA HA! I done a joke.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 8:15 PM BSTBut surely you won't have to pay anything then? HA HA HA! I done a joke.
One would have thought so.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 14 2008, 8:15 PM BSTBut surely you won't have to pay anything then? HA HA HA! I done a joke.
The best I've ever heard! HAHA! Take that Aaron Brun!
What are my texts, chopped liver?
(I tried to be a Jewish person off a film then but it didn't work.)
Quote: zooo @ October 14 2008, 8:17 PM BSTWhat are my texts, chopped liver?
(I tried to be a Jewish person off a film then but it didn't work.)
Quote: zooo @ October 14 2008, 8:17 PM BSTWhat are my texts, chopped liver?
You are actually the only person I ever text. I think that's a compliment? Erm.
(Don't understand the Jew/film bit, sorry.)
Quote: zooo @ October 14 2008, 8:17 PM BST(I tried to be a Jewish person off a film then but it didn't work.)
It really didn't. It should have been accompanied by the sound of screeching breaks and then car hitting wall.
Quote: Aaron @ October 14 2008, 8:16 PM BSTOne would have thought so.
That dry comment made laugh because it goes so perfectly with your avatar
