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Ringo Starr, the crappest Beatle

http://www.ringostarr.com/home.php

Watch the video at the top.

What a lovely man.

Shame I can't spell 'Ringo', give it 2 milliseconds and Aaron will edit!

What the hell is that?

Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2008, 9:19 PM BST

What the hell is that?

A really mean man basically saying 'f**k off, fans - too busy for you'

But it isn't Ringo, I mean it's just some one pretending he's Ringo being a cock?

Yeah I read this on BBC News... What an arse! How miserable is he! Everything people have done for him and he won't take a bit of time to thank them for it!
Tosser!

How sad he's so fake I thought he was an impersonator.

Maybe this song could have said it so much easier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-2Etc6c_0

COMING SOON ON RINGOSTARR.COM: AUTHENTIC SIGNED MEMORABILIA!

Press Reporter: "Do you think Ringo is the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "I don't think he's the best drummer in The Beatles."

Well at least he wrote to Marge first.

That's still rather funny.
Even after 40 odd years!

I have to agree. Having played the drums in a Beatle tribute band for a number of years, I spent a lot of time studying Ringo, even sang a couple of his songs, (oh the shame)

He was a much underrated drummer, his fills on songs like "a day in the life" and " strawberry fields" were brilliant, or should that be accident? Whatever!

The man has lost the plot, some people in Liverpool still worship him, but that's just the medication and family ties.

Don't forget the peace and love. though.

Always worth another airing for this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bTbiu6P0lcw

I don't know why he doesn't just NOT sign stuff. That's what I'd do.
"Return to Sender" works great with red ink.

World's luckiest man. If Pete Best hadn't pissed off Brian Epstein, Ringo would be a retired milkman in Dingle.

And Michael Angelis was a better narrator of Thomas The Tank Engine.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 13 2008, 11:45 PM BST

World's luckiest man. If Pete Best hadn't pissed off Brian Epstein, Ringo would be a retired milkman in Dingle.

And Michael Angelis was a better narrator of Thomas The Tank Engine.

And in Yellow Submarine Paul Angelis was a better Ringo Starr.

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