Tom Selleck's moustache is indeed gold standard!
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Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 7:49 PM BST
Ok now that's just showing off.... 
Quote: Curt @ October 12 2008, 7:50 PM BSTOk now that's just showing off....
lol
Some suggestions:
Quote: Curt @ October 12 2008, 7:31 PM BSTYea man your lookin' pretty stylin' in that shot.
I think you'd look good with a bit of a stash to though:badass!
Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 5:57 PM BSTSorry, thought I had. Got a bit distracted.
http://www.darksecretvideo.com/CUCKOLD15/CUCK-15-4-man-eating-pussy.jpg
I leave, and it all kicks off. 
I vote no beards. 
Beard theory says only one beard exists...Oh please make the in-jokes go away! Anyone!?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 12 2008, 8:02 PM BSTBeard theory says only one beard exists...Oh please make the in-jokes go away! Anyone!?
Thats wrong.
*sigh* Take it up with Benn if you can...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 12 2008, 8:03 PM BST*sigh* Take it up with Benn if you can...
sa'll right I really can't be arsed.
He'd love your post-count, too.
I was sporting some horrendous facial hair in this video from my 2000 Army reunion in Las Vegas. It was originally almost a foot long, but one of the wives actually whipped out a pair of scissors the night before and lopped most of it off while I wasn't paying attention.
WARNING: Strong language, drunken idiots, bad Elvis impersonators and an even worse impersonation of our Russian cab driver by yours truly.
Quote: zooo @ October 12 2008, 7:58 PM BSTI vote no beards.
The Glorious Leader has spoken.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 12 2008, 8:02 PM BSTBeard theory says only one beard exists...Oh please make the in-jokes go away! Anyone!?
You're the only one referencing these in-jokes.
It's because Smelly is silly and eating at the moment.