Hahahaha, that's awesome.
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Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 1:13 AM BSTMy son has spoken in his sleep since he was small. One day in a hotel room he sat bolt upright and started yelling, "Turkey! Third! Thirteen!"
When he was 5 I heard him saying, "I can beat this level, Diego! Give me the controller!"
Awww. That's brilliant.
Did he have a friend called Diego or was it just a random name?
Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 1:14 AM BSTDid he have a friend called Diego or was it just a random name?
He had a friend named Diego. We were living in university family housing at the time and Diego was his friend from Brazil. The rest of his friends were from Argentina, Korea, China and Zimbabwe. It was an extraordinary place.
He came home from his first day of kindergarten and told me that he'd made 2 new friends: Fillypig and Instrument. Turns out they were really Felipe and Benjamin, the Argentinian twins down the hall.
Haha. Brilliant names. 
One day my son and the twins were a little too quiet, so I sneaked up on them to see what they were doing. One of the twins was disrobing my daughter's Barbie doll and saying, "Let's look at her pashina (vagina)."
Now I know Aaron's being entertained, I'm off to bed. I know I should be saying this in the Night Night thread, but y'know, AJP wotsit doesn't even post here anymore, so I don't see why he should dictate where I say goodnight to people.
So, night.
Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 1:21 AM BSTOne day my son and the twins were a little too quiet, so I sneaked up on them to see what they were doing. One of the twins was disrobing my daughter's Barbie doll and saying, "Let's look at her pashina (vagina)."
That must've been disappointing.
Night, Graham! 
Pashina? Where does that one come from?
Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 1:19 AM BSTGenius.
Agreed. That really made me laugh.
Night, Bandage!
Night Graham!!
Night Graham.
Night night Bandage!!!!!
"Pashina" became my new favorite word for a few months. Somewhere there is a photo of me and a few of my former Army buddies holding a sign made from a pizza box lid and lettered with blue toothpaste that said "SHOW US YOUR PASHINA." We were drunk at a cheap hotel and waved the box out the window at passing women. Believe it or not, it worked.
Quote: Aaron @ October 12 2008, 1:23 AM BSTPashina? Where does that one come from?
Pashina is just a mispronunciation of 'vagina.' Fillypig coined the term.
Can someone arrange it so that no more of my friends turn 18? Cheers.
Parties are no fun.