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Quote: Gavin @ October 12 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I tried to eat batteries, Lego, little toy cars, tapes etc. Just never sand...didn't seem hygenic.

My first ever hospital visit was after having eaten soap. :)

I tried cat food, too. And many, many unidentifiable plants.

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:24 AM BST

I bought the most amazing tomatos today. They have dark red, brown and green stripes.

Heirloom tomatoes? They seem to be all the rage.

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:24 AM BST

tomato tarte tatin

A whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Quote: zooo @ October 12 2008, 12:23 AM BST

I haven't made easter eggs for aaages. :(

Me neither. Next year I will!

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:26 AM BST

My first ever hospital visit was after having eaten soap. :)

I tried cat food, too. And many, many unidentifiable plants.

Soap? lol! you light weight ;)

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:26 AM BST

I tried cat food, too.

You strange, strange girl.

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Heirloom tomatoes? They seem to be all the rage.

Greek vineyard tomatos, apparently. I just needed differently coloured ones. Those were the prettiest.

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:26 AM BST

My first ever hospital visit was after having eaten soap. :)

My dad washed my mouth out with soap when he heard me swearing. My staff were really shocked.

No, he did, when I was young. It was horrible. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 12 2008, 12:30 AM BST

My dad washed my mouth out with soap when he heard me swearing. My staff were really shocked.

No, he did, when I was young. It was horrible. :(

Aww. That's horrible indeed. Poor Nil. :(

The soap I ate was liquid and it must have been quite a few gulps I took. They pumped my stomach...

Flippink heck, Finck!

(I'm going to pretend I made that mistake on purpose...)

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:32 AM BST

The soap I ate was liquid and it must have been quite a few gulps I took. They pumped my stomach...

Bloody hell!

The real question is did it make you insides all sparkly and clean?

Quote: zooo @ October 12 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Flippinck heck, Finck!

Ah, my GP later said it was completely unnecessary. They should have just given me lots of water. I could have blown soap bubbles for hours. :)

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:37 AM BST

Ah, my GP later said it was completely unnecessary. They should have just given me lots of water. I could have blown soap bubbles for hours. :)

Was probably a new pump they wanted to try out :P

Quote: Finck @ October 12 2008, 12:37 AM BST

They should have just given me lots of water. I could have blown soap bubbles for hours. :)

Laughing out loud

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