British Comedy Guide

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Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 10:48 PM BST

:O

Had they been spending a lot of time in a hippy commune?

:D

Dirt box jury.

Any panel show such as X factor which involves being judged by arse holes.

Kitkat

A pussy you can fit 4 fingers in

Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Dirt box jury.

Any panel show such as X factor which involves being judged by arse holes.

Good one

Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2008, 10:49 PM BST

Brown sauce, an unappetising condiment

Heretic.

Little Britain USA [or LBU]....."That moment in a kinky and dangerous relationship when you realise you have gone too far and that you are out of your depth".

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i.e When she suggested that I call her 'Mummy' I came over all Little Britain USA .

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 11:04 PM BST

Heretic.

Brown's sauce?

No. HP Sauce.

Tragic Circle

Refers to positioning children in a circle to perform a harmless magic trick only for the illusion to be revealed that the magician is in fact a paedophile, a.k.a. 'male wanding'.

That's what you're thinking about first thing in the morning?

Quite, quite worrying.

Nigel's not a children's entertainer, is he?

I can twist balloons, mwahahaha!

A 'Never ending story'....A big lass with a very deep Dawson's Creek!!!

As in 'You got a never ending story going on here love' : Huh?

Rolfs club,

an especially musical fart.

As in Rolf's fart-tune club.

Gear'er down big rig: telling someone to calm down when their anger is beginning to escalate.

Jon McCain had to Gear'er down big rig before they the rally got Little Britain USA.

Note: I didn't make that one up, my buddy who works on the oil lines used to say it all the time.

'Chimping'

The act of having a 'tom tit' into your cupped hands and then throwing it at your girlfriend.

Come on, we've all done it!! :|

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