Sometimes my life is like a sitcom. When I accidently gate crashed a Wake and was forced to eat with the mourners because "she would have wanted it".
Whose life is like a sitcom? Page 2
I wish mine was, but it's not.
I've got a mate who's like Larry David, if LD was in his late 20s and middle-class. I'm going to write a sitcom about him one day.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:16 PM BSTI wish mine was, but it's not.
I've got a mate who's like Larry David, if LD was in his late 20s and middle-class. I'm going to write a sitcom about him one day.
And then be ripped apart by Stott for copying Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Or whichever one of those mentals it is who keeps doing that.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:15 PM BSTSometimes my life is like a sitcom. When I accidently gate crashed a Wake and was forced to eat with the mourners because "she would have wanted it".
MOURNER: Come and eat with us dear - that's how Beryl would've wanted it.
ELLIE: But I didn't even know the woman.
MOURNER: Ah, but she was always keen to meet new people
Quote: Tuumble @ October 10 2008, 5:18 PM BSTMOURNER: Come and eat with us dear - that's how Beryl would've wanted it.
ELLIE: But I didn't even know the woman.
MOURNER: Ah, but she was always keen to meet new people
It was exactly like that. Then her elderly brothers were fighting over buying me a drink.
I just wanted a pub dinner.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:21 PM BSTIt was exactly like that. Then her elderly brothers were fighting over buying me a drink.
I just wanted a pub dinner.
That last line was a killer - now get writing the rest!
Quote: Tuumble @ October 10 2008, 5:14 PM BSTHmmm, you think she was using a piece of malt loaf as a calling card like a box of Milk Tray?
Yikes!
Definitely. All because... the gentleman loves... malt loaf!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:15 PM BSTSometimes my life is like a sitcom. When I accidently gate crashed a Wake and was forced to eat with the mourners because "she would have wanted it".
One of my friends would be up for that, anything with free food and he's in there. I always say "what, you have no food at home?"
Quote: Tuumble @ October 10 2008, 5:22 PM BST
That last line was a killer - now get writing the rest!
I'm not funny... but thanks for laughing. 
Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:24 PM BSTI'm not funny...
For a woman I found you quite amusing.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:28 PM BSTFor a woman I found you quite amusing.
What did I tell you about NOT talking.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:32 PM BSTWhat did I tell you about NOT talking.
Er . . . Don't do it?
For a woman I found you quite amusing.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:33 PM BSTEr . . . Don't do it?
*shakes head*
It's like talking to a man... oh wait.
Quote: Gavin @ October 10 2008, 5:38 PM BSTFor a woman I found you quite amusing.
Past tense?
Hmm I worked on a Kibbutz where I ran my self over, sneaked into Syria (pissed), and got on with my coleague from Switzerland.
An alcoholic who claimed to have commited every crime exept raping a woman and murder.
I worked in Lithuania and went to a forest so full of human shit I got lost looking for a clear spot. Then rode back on some one's horse, I fell off.
I also once spent a panicked evening looking for a guy with profound learning disabilities who was hiding in a theatre.
he was wearing no trousers, and the only thing he ever said was,
"He hit me,"
More tragic than funny.,
And no wher near the mighty Tumbles.