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Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:00 PM BST

I never know what to say around women . . .

Then don't say anything!

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 10 2008, 5:02 PM BST

Diesel eh?! ;)

Not officially :$

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:00 PM BST

I never know what to say around women . . .

"I like your hair."

and

"You smell nice."

...According to Guv.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 10 2008, 5:03 PM BST

Everyone that I went to school with who I see on facebook has kids now. Or should that be have kids now? hmmm...

Blimey, Princess, I thought Stockport was posh.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 5:00 PM BST

If you're some kind of Nazi paedophile.

:O I thought I'd burned all the photos!

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 10 2008, 5:03 PM BST

Everyone that I went to school with who I see on facebook has kids now. Or should that be have kids now? hmmm...

Susan is smacked little Timmy to shitsville... little f**ka...nid dosh from iz dad but e neva pics up da moby.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:04 PM BST

Susan is smacked little Timmy to shitsville... little f**ka...nid dosh from iz dad but e neva pics up da moby.

Laughing out loud Brilliant. See, a mental couldn't have written that.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 5:04 PM BST

Blimey, Princess, I thought Stockport was posh.

:O seriously? Although we have a lot of Footballers (any that say they live in Cheshire usually live in Bramhall, part of Stockport) and a lamboraghni shop, we are in fact a town infested by Skallies

I live near Edgely Park (Stockport Counties ground). Fun times.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 10 2008, 5:03 PM BST

Everyone that I went to school with who I see on facebook has kids now. Or should that be have kids now? hmmm...

Yeah, they're called slags.

Quote: Finck @ October 10 2008, 4:05 PM BST

Aw.

But that means he'll be back in a month. Not like *other* people who just leave.

I'm considering doing the same, btw. But I'd just end up being banned forever for creating multiple accounts...

*locks BSG doors. swallows key. looks at zombie Finck. gets scared.* Errr

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:12 PM BST

Ellie, I think you're lovely really. Just the right balance of attractiveness and personality.

If you were single, and I were single and a bit better looking and lived a bit closer and was slightly taller, less cheap and had better skin, then maybe we'd have got married.

Tis all forgiven you lovely stretched cartoon man! ;)

:$

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 10 2008, 5:09 PM BST

:O seriously? Although we have a lot of Footballers (any that say they live in Cheshire usually live in Bramhall, part of Stockport) and a lamboraghni shop, we are in fact a town infested by Skallies

I live near Edgely Park (Stockport Counties ground). Fun times.

I know Bramhall very well. Nice place.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:13 PM BST

Tis all forgiven you lovely stretched cartoon man! ;)

:$

Can't believe she bought that load of old shit . . .

*whistles*

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 5:14 PM BST

Can't believe she bought that load of old shit . . .

*whistles*

And you were doing so well! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 5:15 PM BST

And you were doing so well! ;)

If I were that way inclined or drunk, I would marry you! Does that help matters at all?

I've wasted today, lets be honest.

I've posting all day when I've got stuff to do.

Luckily today is a bonus ill day.

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