Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 4:31 PM BSTWell I think we both know which way round the pretty face lady/background lady should actually go.
Yeah, Ellie's got a face like a welders bench.
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Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 4:31 PM BSTWell I think we both know which way round the pretty face lady/background lady should actually go.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 4:31 PM BSTAccused?!
"Oi, you - you're 14!!"
The bus driver asked me if I went to a local high school. I said yes to get cheaper fare. She said "Are you in year 9? Do you know Lucy Something-or-other?". Case closed
One of my customers flew into a rage today when a boy who works with me wouldn't tell her what time we closed. She went into the 'I'm not racist, but why do you employ foreigners everywhere if they can't even speak English' rant. 'I can't even phone the bank without some Indian talking rubbish at me!' etc. My boss had to inform her he wasn't foreign he was mentally disabled.
Her face was a f**king picture.
What lovely customers I have. 
LOOL. THat's awesome.
I really can't argue with her on the phone comment though.
Aw. What does he do?
To be fair he mainly gets in my way. 
He just helps in general. Bless him.
Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 4:47 PM BSTTo be fair he mainly gets in my way.
He just helps in general. Bless him.
Aw, like Ellie.
Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 4:39 PM BSTOne of my customers flew into a rage today when a boy who works with me wouldn't tell her what time we closed. She went into the 'I'm not racist, but why do you employ foreigners everywhere if they can't even speak English' rant. 'I can't even phone the bank without some Indian talking rubbish at me!' etc. My boss had to inform her he wasn't foreign he was mentally disabled.
Her face was a f**king picture.
What lovely customers I have.
You should take on the Blockbusters method. We use DVDs as Frisbies. They hurt mean people.
Where do you work?
Bakery.
I could have thrown an iced bun at her face I suppose.
Waste of good food though.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 4:48 PM BSTAw, like Ellie.
He can be a funny bugger, our Graham.
I love Ricky Lake. It's a funny version of Jeremy Kyle.
Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 4:53 PM BSTHe can be a funny bugger, our Graham.
On occasion.