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Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 3:03 PM BST

Jessie used to shout at me (about the eggs), but I just buy whatever's cheapest per egg/kg/ml. *shrug*

Means I can buy her presents and that with the money I saved. Well, could. You get the point anyway.

I still think nice eggs are a better buy than presents!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 3:04 PM BST

It's to let the boys I'm not single at the moment, but open to persuasion and presents.

And that coincides with the avatar pic change - so you look less retarded.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Because I hate walking round my house (clothed I should point out, nothing weird) and having the window cleaner look at me.

Window cleaners are never attractive young women, are they? It's always toothless old men in vests with those green army tattoos.

Laughing out loud Fair enough.

Our old window cleaner used to watch me sleep. I'd wake up and he'd be staring at me... holding onto the ladder with one hand.

I always leave the room if a window cleaner is at the window!

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 3:05 PM BST

And that coincides with the avatar pic change - so you look less retarded.

:O

I buy meat from butchers, ever since worked with Grandad doing it meat is so much nicer without the chemicals in them.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Window cleaners are never attractive young women, are they? It's always toothless old men in vests with those green army tattoos.

I dunno, my 'rents window cleaner is a young woman, reasonably attractive I guess.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 3:03 PM BST

Jessie used to shout at me (about the eggs), but I just buy whatever's cheapest per egg/kg/ml. *shrug*

Means I can buy her presents and that with the money I saved. Well, could. You get the point anyway.

Oh god. He's getting sentimental, someone one do something.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 3:02 PM BST

I've just spent a ridiculous 10 minutes sat in my bathroom waiting for the window cleaner to f**k off.

Laughing out loud

I do that!

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 3:05 PM BST

I always leave the room if a window cleaner is at the window!

Mu curtains are always shut 24/7, so I'm protected if I stay in my room.

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2008, 3:05 PM BST

I still think nice eggs are a better buy than presents!

Haha! I don't actually buy eggs at all now. I'd never get through them.

(Or bacon. Or sausages. :()

I don't believe that, BTW.

Quote: Leevil @ October 10 2008, 3:07 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I do that!

Weirdo.

My butchers does some weeeeird stuff.

They always have different terrifying things written on the blackboard outside.

Today was: 'Lamb's necks'

Mmm, yummy....?!

Fresh rabbit thighs, ribs of pigeon, things like that.
Mental.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 3:05 PM BST

:O

Sorry, have I said the wrong thing?

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 3:08 PM BST

Sorry, have I said the wrong thing?

Do I look retarded now?

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