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Dancing in just your pants.....

...and other mad things you do alone. When the door is shut and everyone is out, what are your strange secret habits you find yourself doing?

Mine is narating my actions through the medium of musical. "I'M CLEANING THE FRIIIIIIIIIIDGE! TODAY I'M CLEANING THE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE! THE SUN IS BRIGHT AND I'M ALRIGHT CAUSE I'M CLEANING THE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE!".

*leaves thread ... quickly*

Okay, mine is a little extreme....

Skipping and indoor football. Is that the sort of thing you're talking about Ruby?

Yes. Anything you find you tend to do when you are alone with no one looking. Secret behaviour.

Quote: PhQnix @ October 10 2008, 1:44 PM BST

Skipping and indoor football. Is that the sort of thing you're talking about Ruby?

God I hope so.

I shut down and wait.

When I have the house to myself I mostly do everything I would normally, but naked.

I'm eaten an orange....... naked...

I'm opening the curtains... and I'm naked....

My neighbours are calling the police...

I think I mentioned this once before, but...

When I was 19 I decided to hold a debate in my front room with a plastic heron and a plastic 'Mr Natural' toy. I believe I was arguing that the moon was indeed made of cheese. I was, of course, conducting all this whilst wearing nothing but an all-in-1 paper overall.

. . . *runs away*

When I'm alone... I sometimes like to have a little naked time. Not a lot... just a little.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 2:15 PM BST

When I'm alone... I sometimes like to have a little naked time. Not a lot... just a little.

Hmmm, and what would that look like, out of interest?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 2:15 PM BST

When I'm alone... I sometimes like to have a little naked time. Not a lot... just a little.

"Not a little, but a lot", more like.

Does this thread also apply to late-at-night when you're the only one still awake?

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 2:16 PM BST

Hmmm, and what would that look like, out of interest?

Me... naked. No clothes... just me, naked.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 2:17 PM BST

Does this thread also apply to late-at-night when you're the only one still awake?

Confess, Aaron!

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