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Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

Says the man who thinks sausages need batter around them to make them extra tasty. I bet you were the sort of kid who put ketchup on everything.

I eat tomato sauce on a vast majority of meals, yet can't stand the sight of it in the morning.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

Incorrect.

Which bit?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:23 PM BST

They're not bad, but Burger King's are the best.

I think that this actually may be suspension-worthy.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

Says the man who thinks sausages need batter around them to make them extra tasty. I bet you were the sort of kid who put ketchup on everything.

People who put ketchup on anything should be shot. Its HP brown sauce or its nothing!!

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

Incorrect.


It was HP sauce.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 10 2008, 1:38 PM BST

People who put ketchup on anything should be shot. Its HP brown sauce or its nothing!!

Oh yes. Here's a man after my own heart.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:37 PM BST

I think that this actually may be suspension-worthy.

Well, well, then here I stand. I can do no other.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:39 PM BST

Oh yes. Here's a man after my own heart.

My only issue with brown sauce is it's name. It's very unappealing. It's like when you read 'Orange juice - with bits'. Bits? Bits are what I find in my keyboard when I shake it upside down. I don't want to drink them.

You cannot suspend Bandage! THE WORLD NEEDS HIS SAUSAGE!!!!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:41 PM BST

You cannot suspend Bandage! THE WORLD NEEDS HIS SAUSAGE!!!!

No batter on my sausage, either.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:12 PM BST

And getting fatter and fatter at the same time. :P

Yes.

Haha I thought of that already I don't eat all week then have my chippie yum yum!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:43 PM BST

No batter on my sausage, either.

Just plenty of sauce baby . . .

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:40 PM BST

My only issue with brown sauce is it's name. It's very unappealing. It's like when you read 'Orange juice - with bits'. Bits? Bits are what I find in my keyboard when I shake it upside down. I don't want to drink them.

Laughing out loud

I absolutely HATE the 'bits' in orange juice. Can't drink the stuff unless it's smooth.

Thing about brown sauce is that the original, only truly existant one is HP. Which is just called HP Sauce. Calling it 'brown sauce' is like calling ketchup 'red sauce'. Which is just abhorrent.

I would hate someone more if they called ketchup 'red sauce' than if they were a violent paedophile.

TRUFAX!

Ah, but what about HP Fruity Sauce?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:41 PM BST

You cannot suspend Bandage! THE WORLD NEEDS HIS SAUSAGE!!!!

Christ... :|

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