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I f**ked about with my body so much I am more prone to ickiness but I tend to be a "work through the pain" girl which drives everyone nuts and I tend to make it worse but "I don't do ill!".

Ha! I said a rude word!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 10 2008, 12:56 PM BST

I've never had a cold. In fact, I'm only ever ill every five years or so, and never for more than a day or too. So beat that!

I'm so turned on right now.

I used to get ill quite a lot - just bad diet. But because I get loads of exercise and eat quite a bit of fruit now, I've been fit as a fiddle for the last few years. To be fair this cold will last about a day, compared to a whole week when I was younger.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 12:57 PM BST

Awwww hugs!

I wouldn't advise that. I smell of ill. Does anyone else get that? Luckily I'm not at the stage where my hair hurts.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:05 PM BST

I wouldn't advise that. I smell of ill. Does anyone else get that? Luckily I'm not at the stage where my hair hurts.

I can't smell plastic bowls, because they remind me of when my mum used to put them by the side of my bed when I was sick.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:05 PM BST

I smell of ill. Does anyone else get that?

You mean when you smell of boiling water, that's somehow gone 'off'?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:04 PM BST

I f**ked about with my body so much

How so?

I put my body through a lot of unnecessary crap as a late teenager it order to meet some bizzare ideal of how ladies should look. I won't go into detail, it's depressing.

*imagines Ruby hooking herself up to milking machines, and being strapped into stretching apparatus and all sorts*

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:15 PM BST

*imagines Ruby hooking herself up to milking machines, and being strapped into stretching apparatus and all sorts*

HA!

Did you put one of those butt plugs in your ear lobe?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:14 PM BST

I won't go into detail, it's depressing.

Okay . . .

So what happened?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:14 PM BST

some bizzare ideal of how ladies should look.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Did you put one of those butt plugs in your ear lobe?

Eh?

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Did you put one of those butt plugs in your ear lobe?

A what now? That makes no sense!

Is this a subject you have been researching?

Butt plugs: Not just for anal pleasure. A paper by Aaron Brown.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:20 PM BST

A what now? That makes no sense!

Is this a subject you have been researching?

This kind of weird shit.

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Sick Sick Sick

Oh that is vile. I hate those.

I meant extreme diets and laxies and stuff.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:40 PM BST

Oh that is vile. I hate those.

laxies

Do they beep the horn incessantly and over-charge as well?

They do charge you through the arse.

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