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Quote: Finck @ October 10 2008, 1:03 PM BST

Aw. I deduct from that that I'm the nicest archer ever. :)

I used to do Archery got kicked out once, got my own compound bow and shit.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 12:59 PM BST

Sighs . . .

Yes, Aaron, whatever you say.

Ah, one of the deluded ones. Bless you. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 12:59 PM BST

Did you used to skive PE every week?

Not skive, but otherwise yes.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:02 PM BST

Ellie - when you play rugger, do you find all the female player's cars are immaculately parallel parked? And that they all successfully manage to program their video recorders so they don't miss their favourite show?

Laughing out loud Pretty much.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 1:05 PM BST

Laughing out loud Pretty much.

Do they spit and call each other mate all the time?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 1:05 PM BST

Laughing out loud Pretty much.

Thought so. That's the most brilliantly satirical thing I've ever come up with. And not at all patronising and anachronistic.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:02 PM BST

What, grabbing each other in tight shorts? Yeah, manly!

As opposed to chasing each other around the pitch, sliding in mud, and also whilst wearing shorts? That's not at all homoerotic. And not even in a good way.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 10 2008, 1:06 PM BST

Thought so. That's the most brilliantly satirical thing I've ever come up with. And not at all patronising and anachronistic.

No of course not. ;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10 2008, 1:01 PM BST

I was a pro at bunking off PE. Might explain why I was a very fat teenager. That and chips.

Laughing out loud

I wish that they had chips here. :(

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:06 PM BST

homoerotic.

Addict Insane.

Quote: Gavin @ October 10 2008, 1:06 PM BST

Do they spit and call each other mate all the time?

No, don't be silly Gav. We don't even sweat. We perspire.

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:07 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I wish that they had chips here. :(

Guess whos going to the chippie head growth boy :D oh yeh! ME!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 10 2008, 1:04 PM BST

Seefacts, Paul Sculthorpe of St Helens would crush you like a Coke can.

I doubt I'm his type.

Quote: Gavin @ October 10 2008, 1:04 PM BST

I used to do Archery got kicked out once, got my own compound bow and shit.

Ah, but then you're not a real archer. Compound bows are like automatic cars or biycles with stabilizing wheels. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2008, 1:05 PM BST

Ah, one of the deluded ones. Bless you. :)

Not skive, but otherwise yes.

Not skive? Were you carrying a long term injury?

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2008, 1:07 PM BST

No, don't be silly Gav. We don't even sweat. We perspire.

Then after the game, they all sit and enjoy afternoon tea with scones and talk about kittens! :D

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