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Things that piss you off Page 24

Quote: ajp29 @ June 19, 2007, 9:31 AM

Two women in a bed really annoys me aswell.

And attractive lesbians; such a waste?

Not to other attractive lesbians.

Well quite.

I have quite the collection of Lesbian porn... Interesting fact no.65

I wish I had more gay porn.
I've been forced to resort to watching Seany and Gerry kissing on Big Brother...

Zooo, if you've not got "enough", then it's through no one's fault but your own. :P

Quote: Leevil @ June 19, 2007, 8:24 PM

I have quite the collection of Lesbian porn... Interesting fact no.65

What's 66?

Quote: Aaron @ June 19, 2007, 8:34 PM

Zooo, if you've not got "enough", then it's through no one's fault but your own. :P

What's 66?

I once saw a monkey wearing a coat.

Quote: Leevil @ June 19, 2007, 10:54 PM

I once saw a monkey wearing a coat.

Did you go ape?

I have a collection of lesbians.

That's what I don't get. Why go after someone who has what you already have? I can see how it's all, you know, preferences and freedoms and all that but I can't understand how a woman can 'want' another woman.

Unless she's been out with me.

Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 19, 2007, 11:04 PM

Did you go ape?

I have a collection of lesbians.

That's what I don't get. Why go after someone who has what you already have? I can see how it's all, you know, preferences and freedoms and all that but I can't understand how a woman can 'want' another woman.

Unless she's been out with me.

I'd hate to think of the type of girls you go out with.

girls who are mates share beds all the time without there having to be lesbian action! Sorry to dissapoint!!!!! Bet that pisses on your fire!?

It's OK we believe you ;)

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Quote: EllieJP @ June 19, 2007, 11:36 PM

girls who are mates share beds all the time without there having to be lesbian action! Sorry to dissapoint!!!!! Bet that pisses on your fire!?

Thats very true Ellie. When are you coming to stay at mine then. :P

Do you know what pisses me off. Whose nose belongs to all the bogies on my toilet wall. Nobody here is admitting to it.

I cant understand the mentality of sharig a bed if my mate said oi shift up I'm sharing the bed, I'd remove him from house it's just not done I;ve come home and my mate feel over in a drunken stupor on the bedroom floor trying to steal a dvd no less and I slept on the couch there is a proximity thats acceptable for two men to sleep at...as far away from each other as humanly possible.

Quote: charley rance @ June 19, 2007, 11:41 PM

Thats very true Ellie. When are you coming to stay at mine then. :P

Do you know what pisses me off. Whose nose belongs to all the bogies on my toilet wall. Nobody here is admitting to it.

Well Charley i thought when i got back i could come round for a sleep over and we could have pillow fights in our skimpy underwear and give each other massages and then cuddle up together and go to sleep! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ June 19, 2007, 11:43 PM

Well Charley i thought when i got back i could come round for a sleep over and we could have pillow fights in our skimpy underwear and give each other massages and then cuddle up together and go to sleep! :)

:D

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