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This whole recession thing... Page 13

You can convert fruit juice to fuel via fermentation and distillation, but I didn't realize the opposite was also true.

You can make fuel from shit.

Quote: DaButt @ October 8 2008, 11:42 PM BST

You can convert fruit juice to fuel via fermentation and distillation, but I didn't realize the opposite was also true.

No I meant in terms of fertilizer and fuel for tractors etc.

And you can indeed make shit into fuel, Gordon could probably power this country for some time.

Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2008, 11:48 PM BST

No I meant in terms of fertilizer and fuel for tractors etc.

I was just being a wiseguy. I didn't see a lot of machinery in use in the Florida citrus fields. Most of the work is done by hand. Florida's citrus industry is being decimated my citrus canker, despite aggressive eradication efforts. Groves are disappearing at an alarming rate.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 8 2008, 11:45 PM BST

You can make fuel from shit.

And TV programmes, or so it seems.

Quote: DaButt @ October 8 2008, 11:53 PM BST

I was just being a wiseguy. I didn't see a lot of machinery in use in the Florida citrus fields. Most of the work is done by hand. Florida's citrus industry is being decimated my citrus canker, despite aggressive eradication efforts. Groves are disappearing at an alarming rate.

I watched some thing a while back about the bee population in The States being greatly reduced by the excellently named Colony Collapse Disorder which would also be a great title for Britain's Empire from the 1920's onwards.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 9 2008, 12:35 AM BST

I watched some thing a while back about the bee population in The States being greatly reduced by the excellently named Colony Collapse Disorder

It's happening all over the world, but I still see plenty around my yard.

I see the farce continues...

Talk about the King's New Clothes...

Ordinary peeps must be able to see through the cracks by now surely???

Charlie Brooker's latest article is about the credit crunch. It made me laugh. My favourite bit...

Your house is now worth less than your shoes, and your shoes are now, in turn, worth less than your mouth and your arse. Yes, your most valuable possessions are now your mouth and your arse, and you're going to have to use both of them in all manner of previously unthinkable ways to make ends meet, to pay for that box, the box you live in, the one you mistook for an enchanted, unstoppable cash engine.

Very good. The bit just before that is the funny bit for me.

:)

Dan

woh...harsh.
The picture of the dude looks a bit like Gavin.

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