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Bad day? Page 118

*bursts out laughing*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 8 2008, 8:27 PM BST

I told him to keep his eyes shut; he didn't listen. It's his own fault if it stings.

An interesting choice of face mask.

Get onto Lush with that one!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:31 PM BST

His room was a porn dungeon and would ask me questions like "When you see your naked breasts in the mirror, do you get turned on?".

He claimed he had to have 5 a day.

I want a flatmate like that. That's hilarious!

Once he cleaned the front room and arranged a bunch of porn mags in a fan shape on the coffee table. Adam freaked out because it was all naked women doing rude things with American footballs and hoses. He screamed like a girl as Dan chased him with a magazine.

He was a total psycho. Broke things. We were very glad when he left.

He was proper pervy and wierd.

He used to cut holes in his pockets and ask women to put their hands in. You should try it Aaron. Smarmy Pleased

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:37 PM BST

Once he cleaned the front room and arranged a bunch of porn mags in a fan shape on the coffee table. Adam freaked out because it was all naked women doing rude things with American footballs and hoses. He screamed like a girl as Dan chased him with a magazine.

He was a total psycho. Broke things. We were very glad when he left.

He was proper pervy and wierd.

I don't want a flatmate like that.

I've only had male flatmates and some of them were very creepy. But discreetly creepy.

Male flatmates do beat girls hands down. I always find girls have a knack for turning very two faced and anal. Guys tell it like it is and if they have an issue, they tell it to your face, not to someone else behind your back.

I've had more boys than girls.
They are usually more fun.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:38 PM BST

He used to cut holes in his pockets and ask women to put their hands in. You should try it Aaron. Smarmy Pleased

Could be the only way I ever get any again. Teary

*plays tiny violin to himself*

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2008, 8:43 PM BST

I've had more boys than girls.
They are usually more fun.

:O BLIMEY!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:42 PM BST

Male flatmates do beat girls hands down. I always find girls have a knack for turning very two faced and anal. Guys tell it like it is and if they have an issue, they tell it to your face, not to someone else behind your back.

I don't understand girls. Never have. You lovely BSG girls are actually the only girls I get along with. It's a miracle of loveliness. :D

And, largely, ditto. But for boys. Obviously.

Quote: Aaron @ October 8 2008, 8:44 PM BST

:O BLIMEY!

F**k's sake. I need to scan my posts for potential innuendo before I submit them.

Actually, strike that. How terribly presumptuous of me.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2008, 8:50 PM BST

F**k's sake. I need to scan my posts for potential innuendo before I submit them.

*snigger*

Sorry.

*sniggers again*

Quote: Aaron @ October 8 2008, 8:44 PM BST

Could be the only way I ever get any again. Teary

*plays tiny violin to himself*

I think the ice age was still in full swing the last time I had any!

We are talking about tiffin, right?

Quote: Finck @ October 8 2008, 8:45 PM BST

I don't understand girls. Never have. You lovely BSG girls are actually the only girls I get along with. It's a miracle of loveliness. :D

I have always gotten on better with boys for some reason. Outside this forum I have very few female friends.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 9:40 PM BST

I think the ice age was still in full swing the last time I had any!

We are talking about tiffin, right?

Of course.

I could do with a really good tiffin right now.

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