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The swine!!!!

What a twat! He/she was probably just really embarrassed.

I'm really happy and pretty pissed off at the same time; which is an odd feeling. Two different bits of news that are vying for my emotions! I cannae take it!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 7:37 PM BST

I've had a super bad one. Got accused of doing something I would never do in a million years and the other person got really nasty and hurtful about it then when it was proved it wasn't me, I didn't get so much as a sorry. :(

That person would now be dead to me; chin up Rubes.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 8 2008, 7:58 PM BST

I'm really happy and pretty pissed off at the same time; which is an odd feeling. Two different bits of news that are vying for my emotions! I cannae take it!

How can you be happy AND pissed off?

Did someone steal your sandwich but you know you added a boogey in there for flavour?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 8 2008, 7:58 PM BST

I'm really happy and pretty pissed off at the same time; which is an odd feeling. Two different bits of news that are vying for my emotions! I cannae take it!

Go and have a wank. Always clears the mind. :)

An angry wank! GRRRRR! Laughing out loud

Ruby! :O

Tee hee!

Blame Matt, he is the one having it!

Quote: Aaron @ October 8 2008, 8:16 PM BST

Go and have a wank. Always clears the mind. :)

And . . . I'm spent. Now I'm happy, and pissed off, and slightly out of breath.

Matt's having an angry wank in the cupboard!!!

That's where we keep Ian!

GET A CLOTH!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:26 PM BST

That's where we keep Ian!

GET A CLOTH!

I told him to keep his eyes shut; he didn't listen. It's his own fault if it stings.

I used to live with a guy who was the loudest wanker ever.

Every so often you would hear "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Quote: Finck @ October 8 2008, 8:24 PM BST

Matt's having an angry wank in the cupboard!!!

:D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 8 2008, 8:28 PM BST

I used to live with a guy who was the loudest wanker ever.

Every so often you would hear "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

That's hilarious.

His room was a porn dungeon and would ask me questions like "When you see your naked breasts in the mirror, do you get turned on?".

He claimed he had to have 5 a day.

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