MY attempt at Standup.

Ok, here's my attempt. Just sat here bored, wanting to write something...

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I lost my cat today, he ran out into the road and boom... HE EXPLODED!

So I took him to the vet and asked if there's anything he can do... he said, I can sing, dance, drive a car and FIGHT!

My cat was named after a famous Dictator, I used to say... come here Sony TCM-150 and he would.

I was in a car accident the other day... I wasn't involved in the crash... I was just getting in everyone's way....... Apparently defibrillators aren't toys, who knew?

I hear George Michael got arrested again... bummer.

If ever I'm arrested and put on trial, I'll definitely claim insanity... Course I would, I'm not crazy.

I was pretty nervous coming out here tonight and doing this, but I always remember the wise words of my sweaty, anxious headteacher, if you're ever in front of a large crowd - picture them naked. (I wrote a joke like this before but forgotten how I wrote it, damn it annoys me. Anyway...)

Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2008, 2:37 AM BST

I hear George Michael got arrested again... bummer.

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Thought this was the best gag of you're act, unfortunately the rest of your material didn't really work for me.

How do I just quote one sentence out of a post like above?

I thought it came across a little rushed Leevil, although liked the dictator gag (not sure an audience would get straight away, would need a slow delivery IMO)

Dear me Lee.

50% was great. other 50% was ok and needs work.

But if you just wrote it, it's not bad at all.

Keep going Leevil, I like this and can see, delivered well some of it working well

Cheers dudes.

Quote: Daddy Maz @ October 8 2008, 9:21 AM BST

How do I just quote one sentence out of a post like above?

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Click the quote button on the post you want t quote and then delete the words and sentences you don't want to quote. Making sure you leave in the [brackets with the BB code in].

Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2008, 2:48 PM BST

delete the words and sentences you don't want to quote.

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