British Comedy Guide

Angry Geordies - Do They Exist? Page 2

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 11:17 PM BST

Are Ant and Dec Geordie?

Mutants like Wolverine and Jade Goody.

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 11:17 PM BST

Are Ant and Dec Geordie?

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Rolling eyes

How can you tell if he's angry if you can't see his eyes because they're covered with the air filter from a 1975 Chevrolet?

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Well... sometimes I think I know things, and then it turns out I'm completely wrong.

I can't trust my noggin.

Quote: sootyj @ October 7 2008, 9:35 PM BST

We Londoners are not angry, we just have responsibility for running the country and most of the free world.

Feckin' gobshite.

I've been spending a lot of time in London recently and I've never heard anyone swear and shout quite so much in my entire life.

BLOKE ON MOBILE:
You're 'avin' a fackin' laaaarf intcha? Wodda fackin' cant!

NEWS VENDOR OUTSIDE KINGS CROSS TO A TRAMP:
Fack off sunshine I won't fackin' tell you again!

TRAMP:
Farrrk offf!!

CABBIE LEANING OUT OF WINDOW TO PASSING MOTORCYCLIST:
Shtoopid fackin' cant!

etc etc etc. Errr

Aw!
It's endearing!

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Well... sometimes I think I know things, and then it turns out I'm completely wrong.

I can't trust my noggin.

Pleased

SO ARE THEY OR NOT!!!?

I think it's best to describe Geordies as passionate as opposed to angry! If anything gets to us we cant half let it be known (ie the Kevin Keegan saga) but I have to say we're pretty friendly overall! It's rare to stand in a queue without having a conversation with everyone else in it and if we bump into each other in the street it takes a few minutes before we all feel we've apologised enough-whether it was your fault or not. Both quite rare these days. Generally really decent folk-but then I am biased! Of course we have our dislikes such as Mike Ashley, the Makems and everything after a drink! Q!

Quote: Perry Nium @ October 7 2008, 9:33 PM BST

Unlike Londoners who are ALWAYS angry about something. And Scousers who are just plain f**king mental.

F**k off, Nium.

Two words: Jimmy Nail.

I haven't been to London for a few years, but, I used to go there quite a lot. The one thing that always surprised me, was how few white cockneys I'd see/hear when I was there. The only ones I'd come across would be taxi drivers.

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 11:52 PM BST

SO ARE THEY OR NOT!!!?

Why aye man!

Quote: catskillz @ October 7 2008, 11:58 PM BST

I haven't been to London for a few years, but, I used to go there quite a lot. The one thing that always surprised me, was how few white cockneys I'd see/hear when I was there. The only ones I'd come across would be taxi drivers.

That's cause they all moved to Devon.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 11:55 PM BST

F**k off, Nium.

Two words: Jimmy Nail.

Well you got me there.
:) Although being a scouser, Bandage is a very apt surname.

Quote: Perry Nium @ October 7 2008, 11:49 PM BST

I've NEWS VENDOR OUTSIDE KINGS CROSS TO A TRAMP:
Fack off sunshine I won't fackin' tell you again!

TRAMP:
Farrrk offf!!

CABBIE LEANING OUT OF WINDOW TO PASSING MOTORCYCLIST:
Shtoopid fackin' cant!

etc etc etc. Errr

I see those 2 when ever I'm passing through Kingscross (not to kill prostitutes or buy drugs, at least not at the same time).

It's a routine they go through most days.

I think they must be friends or something, friends with real problems expressing their true feelings.

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