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Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 3:07 PM BST

What did you cut it on?

(Obviously not your wit.)

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Ouch!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 3:05 PM BST

*squirts superglue on cut finger*

*types post*

*prises finger from keyboard*

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Do you not have normal things such as plasters?

They get in the way of my job. And there's all the sticky crap.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 3:14 PM BST

They get in the way of my job. And there's all the sticky crap.

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'coz glue ain't sticky?

Ah! Yeah. Well, only for a few seconds.

Is this one of those things that everyone knows about/does except me?

Superglue?
On an open wound?

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 3:17 PM BST

Is this one of those things that everyone knows about/does except me?

Superglue?
On an open wound?

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Depending on the size of the wound, I think it can be highly poisonous.

So it's not just you. It's just Nil.

*shrugs*

I believe shrugging is a symptom of superglue poisoning.

Thank goodness our side of the family is estranged from the rich bandage manufacturers, otherwise I'd be offended.

That's a nice sausage Bandage.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 3:30 PM BST

I believe shrugging is a symptom of superglue poisoning.

Thank goodness our side of the family is estranged from the rich bandage manufacturers, otherwise I'd be offended.

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Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2008, 3:38 PM BST

That's a nice sausage Bandage.

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And it's going nowhere near one of your sandwiches, young man!

(Hulk) Bandage: "Sausage Good"

I got set my English Lit coursework today. Woohoo...

You want to try a final year university project then! Boooooo.