Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:33 PM BSThahaha sorry zoo.
Ya bugger.
Bad day? Page 112
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 2:33 PM BSTCall their bluff. Tell them you want a second nose.
The thing is it really would be a struggle for me to resist! I'd probably go mad!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:29 PM BSTPS As part of the job, you are entitled to 40% off any surgery. Way too tempting.....
Can you use the discount for friends and family? If so, I think you should take it.
Sweetie? *offers bag to Ruby*
Right. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*
The cheaper option;
*runs away before zooo assaults him*
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 2:41 PM BSTRight. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*
Yeah, Aaron would look rubbish with a boob job.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 2:41 PM BSTRight. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*
Sorry Miss. *does ashamed-with-self face* 
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:42 PM BSTThe cheaper option;
*runs away before zooo assaults him*
But what about shaving?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 2:42 PM BSTYeah, Aaron would look rubbish with a boob job.
Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 2:43 PM BSTBut what about shaving?
Cut a hole in the back, and when you want a shave, turn it round. Sorted!
I'm really trying hard not to comment on that...
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:48 PM BSTCut a hole in the back, and when you want a shave, turn it round. Sorted!
Good thinking.
I'd end up like Joan Rivers, I know it.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:50 PM BSTI'd end up like Joan Rivers, I know it.
An angry Jew?
What is it with you and the Jews?!
Did one steal your crispy duck?
I want to get liposuction - but I can't afford it. It's about £3000 for just one area... once I'd had my stomach done...I'd want my legs done and so on and so on.
Cosmetic surgery is eeevol.