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Bad day? Page 112

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:33 PM BST

hahaha sorry zoo. :)

Ya bugger.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Call their bluff. Tell them you want a second nose.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

The thing is it really would be a struggle for me to resist! I'd probably go mad!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:29 PM BST

PS As part of the job, you are entitled to 40% off any surgery. Way too tempting.....

Can you use the discount for friends and family? If so, I think you should take it.

Sweetie? *offers bag to Ruby*

Right. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*

Angry

The cheaper option;

Image

*runs away before zooo assaults him*

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 2:41 PM BST

Right. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*

Angry

Yeah, Aaron would look rubbish with a boob job.

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 2:41 PM BST

Right. Both of you are going in the cupboard under my stairs until you stop being such..... bloody...... *explodes in frustration*

Angry

Sorry Miss. *does ashamed-with-self face* :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:42 PM BST

The cheaper option;

Image

*runs away before zooo assaults him*

But what about shaving?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 7 2008, 2:42 PM BST

Yeah, Aaron would look rubbish with a boob job.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ October 7 2008, 2:43 PM BST

But what about shaving?

Cut a hole in the back, and when you want a shave, turn it round. Sorted!

I'm really trying hard not to comment on that...

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:48 PM BST

Cut a hole in the back, and when you want a shave, turn it round. Sorted!

Good thinking.

I'd end up like Joan Rivers, I know it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:50 PM BST

I'd end up like Joan Rivers, I know it.

An angry Jew?

What is it with you and the Jews?!

Did one steal your crispy duck?

I want to get liposuction - but I can't afford it. It's about £3000 for just one area... once I'd had my stomach done...I'd want my legs done and so on and so on.

Cosmetic surgery is eeevol.

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