Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:10 PM BSThahahaha That's the spirit!!!
Hilarious!!!
Bad day? Page 111
Pamela Andersons left boobs' stunt double.
Do you have to dress up as a hot dog and hand out flyers?
We have to know now you've gone and mentioned it!!!
It's not that. Every job I seem to have had involved me making a tit of myself in some way so far. I have been offered a job in a call centre selling cosmetic surgery to interested men and women. I dunno about taking it. I need the money but at the same time it feels a bit like selling my soul and how can they honestly expect me to refrain from bicycle pump jokes? Grrrrr.....
Btw... I notice that the good day thread didn't last long!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 7 2008, 2:13 PM BSTTit impressionist?
PS As part of the job, you are entitled to 40% off any surgery. Way too tempting.....
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:29 PM BSTPS As part of the job, you are entitled to 40% of any surgery. Way too tempting.....
40% of any surgery? I'd prefer 100% of the surgery at 40% of the cost.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 7 2008, 2:29 PM BSTPS As part of the job, you are entitled to 40% of any surgery. Way too tempting.....
That's evil. Pure evil.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:30 PM BST40% of any surgery. I'd prefer 100% of the surgery at 40% of the cost.
I don't want Ruby to take the scary job. 
Tis true. It's because it helps boost their business if you use them. It's like you are a walking advert. They can offer that much off cause they get it back from the business your "transformation" will bring them.
40% - "Here are your new tits. We didn't bother with the left one, and you're missing the right nipple."
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2008, 2:30 PM BST40% of any surgery? I'd prefer 100% of the surgery at 40% of the cost.
Damn you Putters!!!!!
hahaha sorry zoo. 
Call their bluff. Tell them you want a second nose.