Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2008, 12:28 AM BSTI squashed the scorpion with my sandals. He'd be a deceased if he'd barfed on my new sandals. It's bad enough that he uses them as a scratching device.
*definitely adopts the cat*
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Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:25 AM BSTYou can put them in the washing machine!
That is quite cool.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:28 AM BSTI think i'm going to have to put into operation a forced adoption of your poor cat.
I'm in.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:28 AM BSTI think i'm going to have to put into operation a forced adoption of your poor cat.
How much food should I put in the cardboard box if I airmail him to England?
Yeah!
We might have to rename him though.
Butch just isn't working for me... 
Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2008, 12:30 AM BSTHow much food should I put in the cardboard box if I airmail him to England?
Lots!
Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2008, 12:31 AM BSTMe three!
I've never heard it used outside of TLOG!
Yeah, I'm not sure I have either.
He's fat enough to survive a lengthy trip on the proverbial slow boat to China with no food at all.
Awww.
Maybe he's just turned bulimic?
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:33 AM BSTMaybe he's just turned bulimic?
It was a hairball. I think it has something to do with eating the clumps of fur before I have a chance to vacuum them up. He's a strange creature.
I have broken the heel on my boot this morning. Two minutes after I left the car park - not, conveniently, at the end of the day - and now I have to walk with an exaggerated limp like some homeboy rapper. 
I shouldn't laugh.
To be fair, it's less the heel grief and more the homeboy rapper walk.
It's ok, I'd laugh if it happened to someone else too!
Think of it in a positive light; it means you get to buy new booties! 
Cobblers have been banned by law.