You might as well just read Karl Pilkington's.
It would be identical.
Anthea Turner. Page 2
Leevil's diary thread or threat?
Where's he gone?
Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote: Leevil @ June 18, 2007, 4:03 PMCharley as much as I agree, don't start flooding the boards or whatever it's called?
This coming from the author of 2000 Interesting, witty and entertaining posts, BSG's Greatest User? and What are you thinking about? 
Leevil!
Tell me off again please. I kind of liked it.
Pleeeeeeeeeease. I am in position.
Charley you're baaad, you're naughty, you need to be punished.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Fankoo.
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Bend over whilst I spank you with this moderating paddle.
Up shit creek?
Quote: Leevil @ June 19, 2007, 12:08 AMBend over whilst I spank you with this moderating paddle.
Quote: Andy W. @ June 18, 2007, 4:51 PMSorry Lee - I really must keep on your good side now that you 'have the power' of a mighty moderator.
Oh no, no, no...
Now that Lee is 'in power', it's our right... sorry, duty to abuse him.
Eh, Lee? Eh? Eh?
Quote: SlagA @ June 18, 2007, 8:40 PMLeevil, how can you say that? You've caused more floods than Hurricane Katrina. Who can forget the night you opened up the 'What are you thinking?' thread. Bloody hell, man, the Gillette Mach 3 was on standby poised over my wrists that night.
Other Leevil threads that put me on tranquillisers.
"My hamster's name is Hammy."
"I've just played monopoly."
"I'm thinking about buying wallpaper."
"I had soup for dinner last night."
And 20 days later the follow-up "I had soup for dinner three weeks ago"
"Anyone got a bit of a tickly cough?"
"Isn't the sky bluer today than it's ever been since my last thread on the sky?"
"The serial number on my graphics card is 23950389, what's yours?"
"Today, I'm counting my breaths, I'm up to 33,123"Anyone else got a favourite Leevil thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes, yes you all mock me now, but one day, ONE DAY! ONE DAY, GOD DAMN IT!!
One day you'll say something worth while!! You're just a stats whore!!! It's all about the numbers!!!