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Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 4 2008, 10:55 PM BST

She'll murder me because she hates this thread and when she next logs on and sees it on the front page she will go batshit murderously insane.

And it's RTD's shooting scripts for Series 4.

Ah I see. You muppet... I don't mind people posting on here. :)

Don't hit me! Aaarrgghhh!

How big is your willy Hulk Bandage?

Sadly it shrinks in inverse proportion to rest of my body's growth. That's the tragedy of being the Incredible Bandage-Hulk. That and the shirt bill.

But your hair looks fabulous, Incredible Bandage-Hulk.

Yeah, but have you ever tried to get hold of shampoo for dark green hair? It's not as easy as you'd think.

Ever thought about buying a pink bob wig? Would go lovely with the mint-coloured skin.

I just think that would be counter-productive in the end. It's difficult enough to look intimidating with the glasses.

Dark green hair? Is it not brown?

Yeah, I know what you mean. On the other hand, the way you look know, if Angelina Jolie walked past you, she'd adopt you on the spot. (But don't throw yourself in front of her, she might suffer from ranidaphobia!)

Quote: Aaron @ October 6 2008, 11:16 AM BST

Dark green hair? Is it not brown?

No, that's dust from the brick wall I've just smashed through. Do keep up.

Quote: Finck @ October 6 2008, 11:16 AM BST

Yeah, I know what you mean. On the other hand, the way you look know, if Angelina Jolie walked past you, she'd adopt you on the spot. (But don't throw yourself in front of her, she might suffer from ranidaphobia!)

Ribbit.

*pats Graham on the head*

:)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 6 2008, 11:19 AM BST

Ribbit.

I didn't mean to suggest you were a frog.

Or are you method acting?

Quote: Aaron @ October 6 2008, 11:23 AM BST

*pats Graham on the head*

:)

Thanks, that's dislodged some of the brick dust. It's a sod to get out. Especially if you've run out of green hair shampoo.

Awww...so how come you're the Hulk Graham?

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