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Coastal Salutations Guys, Page 2

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 5:16 PM BST

I would be jealous. But I happen to know that it is EFFING FREEZING out there right now.

Sorry Zooo but you ain't gonna rain on my parade. It's actually been a wonderful day. A bit of cloud about 3ish but as for being "EFFING FREEZING' - not a chance.

Well it is here and I'm 10 miles from Dorset. So EFF YOU AND YOUR BLOODY JAMMY WARM FRONT, or whatever Sian Lloyd would call it.

That's a huge area, Dorset is big.

Laughing out loud

Yes, I agree, there's no way you could avoid pneumonia on any British beach at the moment. Baumski has secretly left the country.

I dunno it's always summer with Buckfast.

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 5:37 PM BST

Well it is here and I'm 10 miles from Dorset. So EFF YOU AND YOUR BLOODY JAMMY WARM FRONT, or whatever Sian Lloyd would call it.

Hey, we're positively neighbours. I was at Allum Chine close to Vasuvio and it really was glorious, no kidding. And as for Sian Lloyd, well, would you take a prediction from someone who was dumped for a flat-chested Cheeky Girl? Let's face it, she's no Wincey Willis.

I have always preferred a Kettley, or a Fish.

You're in Bournemouth!

Good for you Alum Chine is nice, you're not actually sleeping in the hut are you?

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 5:46 PM BST

I have always preferred a Kettley, or a Fish.

Ah, and as the song goes by the Tribe of Toffs, John Kettley is the weatherman and so is Michael Fish. Respect.

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 5:46 PM BST

Good for you Alum Chine is nice, you're not actually sleeping in the hut are you?

Yup, like that's going to happen - not. However, the odd BBQ still ticks all the right boxes.

Is your beach hut one of those pretty coloured ones?
Is it pink? Blue? Some sort of pastel hue...?

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 5:51 PM BST

Is your beach hut one of those pretty coloured ones?
Is it pink? Blue? Some sort of pastel hue...?

I don't actually recall but just for you I'll take a picture and post it next week.

Yayyy!

And one of a seagull eating a chip, please.

So are you actually at Alum Chine, equidistant from Bournemouth and Poole? A short stroll from Sandbanks and the local mental hospital.

A truly delightful locale.

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 5:57 PM BST

And one of a seagull eating a chip, please.

Laughing out loud Obligatory.

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