Is it just my experience, or do you dread hearing the words, "Wait to you meet him, he's f**king hilarious!"?
Comedy Personality Indicators Page 3
Bandage, I like French and Saunders. Will you beat me?
I'd gladly beat you, dear.
Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 4:13 PM BSTBandage, I like French and Saunders. Will you beat me?
But but but...! Define 'like'?
Well, their recent stuff might have been a big pile of old shite, but in the 80s and 90s I loved them and their silly film parodies.
Faaair enough. I've not seen any of that, so really can't comment. 
Ah, well there you go then.
I can now safely say (to you) that it was comedic genius! And you can't argue.
Self confessed wacky people are all twats. Every single one of them.
People who say, "I was so drunk it was mad!" twats as well.
People who drive everywhere in London, then don't drink, are always popping up to top up the meter. All have small cocks, including the women.
People who genuinely believe in stupid conspiracies, but are cynical about religion. Are arrogant bumholes all, especially if they also avoid newspapers.
You've missed the point Sooty. These are the everyday things you hate about people. The thread was asking what your COMEDY indicators were eg mine is that alarm bells go off when I discover people like Red Dwarf.
zooo you are safe from a beating, it was established earlier in the thread that it is only male F&S fans who deserve the massive kicking. Females know no better.
Well, er. Phew.
Griff are you trying to become me? This is a carbon copy of one my assinine I'm bored threads.
And now a peevish complaint about people missing the point.
Try correctly punctuating a short sentence.
Getting an urge to use to many commas?
Fans of the Boosh and Catherine Tate - four braincells between them, and aren't fans of real comedy. I despair meeting these people. Spoon fed in comedy, spoon fed in all culture I'd imagine.
Monty Python - I don't want to be your friend. You'll only quote it, then bang on about shit like Spike Milligan. Cord jackets and acid jazz look set to follow. Oh, and Lynch films.
Everybody Loves Raymond and Family Guy - they normally see these as the pinnacle of US comedy, and I don't want to be friends with someone who thinks this. The 'America rocks' brigade.
Two Pints - I don't want to be seen hanging about with 13 year olds, so any fan of this isn't a friend of mine.
Damn.
Seefacts if you see a mirror, do you start a fight with your self?
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 5:19 PM BSTSeefacts if you see a mirror, do you start a fight with your self?
Yes. Yes, that happens all the time.
Quote: Aaron @ October 3 2008, 5:18 PM BSTDamn.
You don't count. I think your brain is slightly faulty, and it just likes anything a bit shit.
May explain the beard.