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Comedy Personality Indicators Page 2

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 3 2008, 2:25 PM BST

The above are all idiots.

I am 4 times an idiot then. :)

If someone likes QI, I can be pretty sure I'm going to like them.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 3 2008, 2:14 PM BST

I could not truly love anybody who did not like Father Ted. French & Saunders fans, on the other hand, deserve a good beating.

By your fair hand? On their bare bottoms?

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 2:30 PM BST

By your fair hand? On their bare bottoms?

Nah. I know people, who know people.

Quote: Griff @ October 3 2008, 2:27 PM BST

I've seen Sophie Winkleman in the flesh, so to speak. She is gorgeous.

Bloody buggering fortune 'n that. She's dating a Royal, no?

Incidentally, Claudia is not half as fine.

You leave Claudia alone!

She's much sexier anyway.

Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 2:39 PM BST

You leave Claudia alone!

She's much sexier anyway.

Whistling nnocently

Self confessed wacky people are all twats. Every single one of them.

People who say, "I was so drunk it was mad!" twats as well.

People who drive everywhere in London, then don't drink, are always popping up to top up the meter. All have small cocks, including the women.

People who genuinely believe in stupid conspiracies, but are cynical about religion. Are arrogant bumholes all, especially if they also avoid newspapers.

Quote: Griff @ October 3 2008, 2:21 PM BST

Yep, you can be pretty sure that anyone professing affection for The Vicar Of Dibley will never ever say anything funny in conversation.

As a VOD, well, not fan, but 'appreciator' perhaps, I can vouch for that.

People who tell awful pre-prepared jokes in supposedly serious speeches a la Sarah Palin (a dickhead) are dickheads.

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Quote: zooo @ October 3 2008, 2:27 PM BST

I am 4 times an idiot then. :)

Me too!

Ooh, I wonder if it's the same 4...

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 2:40 PM BST

People who say, "I was so drunk it was mad!" twats as well.

Me and Gavin are cool dudes! Take it back!

I said take it back! Teary

I'm sorry I speak the truth, I can't help it.

It applies 3 millions times as much, if you have an avatar of you drinking a pint.

n.b. people who use forums and can't spell or punctuate.

Bed wetting, shut in, serial killer wannabes one and all.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 3 2008, 2:14 PM BST

I could not truly love anybody who did not like Father Ted. French & Saunders fans, on the other hand, deserve a good beating.

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