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Comedy Personality Indicators

It's Friday, let's have a fight.

This is a bit like the Loved and Loathed thread, but different.

We all have traits that we spot in other people which tell us whether we are going to like those people. (Personal appearance not allowed!)

For example, if I see somebody striding down the street talking into their mobile phone using a Bluetooth headset, then it is going to take a lot of convincing for me to cross them off my twat list. It doesn't mean that Bluetooth handsets are bad in themselves - but rightly or wrongly I probably won't like the sort of person who does this.

Simultaneously, I assume anyone I see wasting their life pottering in second-hand bookshops when it's sunny and they ought to be outside instead is probably the kind of person I would like, even though they most likely have autism and some kind of OCD.

So what are your Comedy equivalent indicators?

The show that always makes my heart sink is Red Dwarf. I meet someone who starts banging on about Red Dwarf and they are dead to me. They might as well be showing me their collection of trainspotting numbers and inviting me to go metal collecting.

Conversely, I always think that anyone I know who likes I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue is probably a good person, someone who listens to the radio, and enjoys silliness.

These are wild and extreme prejudices I know, but they are mine.

What are yours?

Just people in general...

If someone doesn't like Spaced or Seinfled I don't hate them, but I find it very odd. Which is awkward because I'm currently working with Winterlight, who dislikes both.

I'm afraid I'm dead to you Griff; 'cos The Dwarf is great! Though I do like second hand book shops . . .

It's not so bad when I find out after I've known someone for a while that they're a "Dwarfer". Although it is still a bit of a disappointment. But as a first impression it kills me.

I could not truly love anybody who did not like Father Ted. French & Saunders fans, on the other hand, deserve a good beating.

I like Red Dwarf, it's funny but it's nothing beyond that. I don't like Sci-Fi, so anything outside the jokes doesn't really interest me. I also think it helps that I grew up watching it too, especially since the humour can be quite silly.

For me I edge away from anyone who tells me they don't "get" The Office. Not that they don't find it funny, that's fine. But that they don't "get" it? *shivers*

A Vicar of Dibley fan would have me running for the hills, but I'm with Matthew on the Spaced and Seinfeld thing.

I would buy a Fifteen Storeys High fan a drink!

People who like Steven Segal in a non-ironic way.

I was once informed by a stupid person he is "The greatest actor alive".

French & Saunders fans, on the other hand, deserve a good beating.

It seems to be fairly endemic amongst females. But a male F&S fan, yeah, there's something wrong.

A Vicar of Dibley fan would have me running for the hills

Yep, you can be pretty sure that anyone professing affection for The Vicar Of Dibley will never ever say anything funny in conversation.

Quote: jezebel jones @ October 3 2008, 2:20 PM BST

I would buy a Fifteen Storeys High fan a drink!

Here, here. These people clearly have a superior appreciation of comedy.

Quote: jezebel jones @ October 3 2008, 2:20 PM BST

I would buy a Fifteen Storeys High fan a drink!

Cool

Backward: Somebody who talks to you about comedy and blankly agrees that Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Father Ted and The Office are great shows, forcing a smile and a nod when you mention a good line or a classic episode, then says with a look of bovine sincerity "Know what else is awesome? My Wife and Kids."

Insane: Somebody who laughs maniacally at the very thought of any sitcom or comedy show brought up in normal conversation, and then quotes great reams of it while gesticulating wildly and slapping your arm quite hard.

Sexy: Somebody who likes Peep Show and is Big Suze.

People who like Frankie Boyle.

People who don't like The Office.

People who think Mighty Boosh is good.

People who don't watch The Simpsons, religiously.

People who randomly say: "this reminds me of an episode of South Park".

People who think that Billy Connolly is good.

The above are all idiots.

Sexy: Somebody who likes Peep Show and is Big Suze.

I've seen Sophie Winkleman in the flesh, so to speak. She is gorgeous.

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