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2 Peter Cook quotes that I never found funny.

I really don't get the Judge one at all. I really don't.

Quote: Winterlight @ October 3 2008, 10:03 AM BST

2 Peter Cook quotes that I never found funny.

I really don't get the Judge one at all. I really don't.

Thats because you're a dumb, sexy American blonde. I am now chewing on my bacon sandwich.

Did I tell you I f**king hate you, Stott?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 3 2008, 10:05 AM BST

Did I tell you I f**king hate you, Stott?

Mmm, bacon and brown sauce . . .

Aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 3 2008, 10:04 AM BST

Thats because you're a dumb, sexy American blonde. I am now chewing on my bacon sandwich.

Eat this Stott:

I leave at 5 today. 5 on the dot. No 5.15 for me, you motherf**king cockney.

Quote: Winterlight @ October 3 2008, 10:10 AM BST

Eat this Stott:

I leave at 5 today. 5 on the dot. No 5.15 for me, you motherf**king cockney.

Why you be so cruel to me, mister? *sobs*

Lovey

Laughing out loud
It's 5 in the morning...I'm sick...and I have to do a presentation in front of my class at 8:30.

Quote: Curt @ October 3 2008, 10:14 AM BST

Laughing out loud
It's 5 in the morning...I'm sick...and I have to do a presentation in front of my class at 8:30.

What a bitch. I have still yet to do any work. But I'm all out of bacon.

I'm not being funny, Stott, but isn't there a "Smug Bastards" thread you can loll about in?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 3 2008, 10:17 AM BST

I'm not being funny, Stott, but isn't there a "Smug Bastards" thread you can loll about in?

But I want to antagonise. *pokes Graham with stick and giggles*

Now I am having a bad day. Damn this database!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 3 2008, 10:15 AM BST

What a bitch. I have still yet to do any work. But I'm all out of bacon.

I hate you Scott. *looks in fridge for bacon finding there is none*
Now I really hate you Scott.

I have bacon.

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