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Wrong way round, Winterlight. You should have crammed the cake all in your gob and then kissed her on the forehead with your mouth all full of jam, icing and saliva. Girls love that.

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Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 2 2008, 3:32 PM BST

I love WHAM BARS.

You can get bagfuls of mini ones now.

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This Greek guy on Hampstead Heath keeps offering them to me.

Laughing out loud Very good.

He offered me a whispa earlier, but it had melted.

Who on earth wants a

Careless Whispa.

lol

Laughing out loud

You've not written better, sootyj.

Hoisted by my own petards?

Yet again.

Quote: Tittybiscuit @ October 2 2008, 11:15 AM BST

Me too - the perfect 10p mix is as follows (though I'm sure you'll disagree)

Sherbert Flying Saucer
White Chocolate Mouse
Mojo
Teddy Bear
Shrimp
Cola Bottle
FIZZY Cola Bottle
Flump
Sugar Dummy
Jelly Ring

Very, *very* similar to mine!

Bloody hell. Domino's make an Oreo's pizza now. That's just wrong.

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Sick

Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 6:40 PM BST

Bloody hell. Domino's make an Oreo's pizza now.

F**king nay.

Yuck.

Can you get it with a stuffed crust?

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Who are we to judge? Kebab pizza.

Haribo Starmix, I bloody love them; the smell, the taste-ooh mama!

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