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Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 1:26 PM BST

Ah, money from the 'rents. Always good. :)

And in return, I called them at least every other month. If I remembered. Which I mostly didn't. I'm such a good son.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 1:26 PM BST

Ah, money from the 'rents. Always good. :)

Indeed. And so it perpetuates! :)

12) Attempt to offend Aaron, but end up a weeping, broken wreck, writhing on the floor with frustration.

Aaron started it by saying students were pathetic!

I merely voiced it further.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 2 2008, 1:27 PM BST

And in return, I called them at least every other month. If I remembered. Which I mostly didn't. I'm such a good son.

Mine are on WLM. And I miss my cat. So it's hard to avoid them for too long.

Lay off em guys it's a tough life, eat rotten fish of another mans scrotum OR be called a wuss!!

Thats no choice at all and certainly one we will never have to make in our working world where beer is full price.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 1:27 PM BST

12) Attempt to offend Aaron, but end up a weeping, broken wreck, writhing on the floor with frustration.

Gaylord. *dabs at teary eyes*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 2 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Gaylord. *dabs at teary eyes*

Pleased

13) Have every post on the first page of the General Discussion board with your name on it.
14) Have Ellie yell at you for doing it.

I used to dislike students, but then I realised I was just being a miserable sod.

Has University changed since my day or did I just miss out?

Or is this just referring to the in-the-closet homoerotic bonding of University rugby clubs, which always went on?

Only students like students.

Similar to skunks, really.

I f**king loved being a student. Good times. It's better fun than going to work, that's for sure.

There were some "initiation" things when I went to uni in the eighties, but they mostly involved excessive drinking, not setting fire to my genitals or putting a fish down my bra.

Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 1:40 PM BST

I f**king loved being a student.

Me too. Anyone who says their school years were the best of their life clearly never went to uni.

I left university pissed, broke, depressed and almost unemployable.

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