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Crack snacks

What snack are you addicted to? Myself, I've had a hard time quitting these:

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Eclipse mints.

At least sunflower seeds are healthy. ;)

I'm not addicted to them, but I'm eating a lolly now. At 7:40 in the morning. Oops.

I used to be addicted to XXX mints. But they used to give terrible stomach problems. I had to ween myself off.

Sweeties.

Double Lollies, Love Hearts, Dip Dabs, Refreshers bars, Drumsticks... Almost anything made by the gods at Swizzels Matlow.

I've been a bit better recently, but I love them so much.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 11:09 AM BST

Sweeties.

Double Lollies, Love Hearts, Dip Dabs, Refreshers bars, Drumsticks... Almost anything made by the gods at Swizzels Matlow.

I've been a bit better recently, but I love them so much.

Me too - the perfect 10p mix is as follows (though I'm sure you'll disagree)

Sherbert Flying Saucer
White Chocolate Mouse
Mojo
Teddy Bear
Shrimp
Cola Bottle
FIZZY Cola Bottle
Flump
Sugar Dummy
Jelly Ring

Mmmmmm .... Flying saucers. Fizzy cola bottles. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

A disgusting industrial waste product, and lethally harmful, but strangely addictive once you get used to the taste, especially after a few pints. I've banned myself from eating them.

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Chewits.

Giant Spanish dispensers of snacks in pubs

Maltesers. :)

And fizzy strawberry liquorice tubes I actually don't know the name of.

Ice creme...in any and all forms.
Alas..I'm also lactose intolerant.
OHHHH CRUEL NONE DIGESTIVE WORLD!!

Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 11:34 AM BST

A disgusting industrial waste product, and lethally harmful, but strangely addictive once you get used to the taste, especially after a few pints. I've banned myself from eating them.

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Pork scratchings kick ass, that said Mr Porky looks like a very scary man.

There's one brand of pork scratchings where the image on the front is a pig with lipstick in a dress (cue Sarah Palin gags) eating pork scratchings. ie a cannibal transvestite pig. I would seriously love to have been in the marketing meetings that came up with that.

Quote: sootyj @ October 2 2008, 11:48 AM BST

Pork scratchings kick ass, that said Mr Porky looks like a very scary man.

Blimey, soot, when you fall off the kosher wagon, you really fall off it.

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