Prehaps a sarcasm smiley, doing the `Rocks` eyebrow thing prehaps...just prehaps
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Gavin, Know Your Role!
Don't be so damn cheeky! 
He's been corrupted by the dark side, or a two day old tuna sandwich...I was wondering were the smell was coming from
Lol a tuna sandwich wouldn't last two days in my house.
He should go to a sandwich anonymous group!
" Hi, i'm Leevil...i have a sandwich problem"
I hid one under a chair cushion...using the help of my squirrel friends
Quote: EllieJP @ June 18, 2007, 12:29 AMHe should go to a sandwich anonymous group!
" Hi, i'm Leevil...i have a sandwich problem"
Or be star of a daytime TV Claims advert
Have you had an accident whilst eaten a sandwich that wasnt your fault well call claims direct now we're here to make sure you get compensation
Mrs Fletcher she fell of her cair like a bovine lummox whilst eating a sandwich and we got her 10,0000000000 pounds
Or a talk show called "sandwiches ruined my life"
Leevil is a sandwich eating monster...at 22 years old he's already consumed over 5 billion sanwiches and says he can't go for even two hours with out one.
Leevil -"sandwiches ARE my life"
Audience boos!
You have no idea how true that is.
I do - that's why i've signed you up for Ricky Lake! 
You need help Leevil and i'm here for you!
I'm here to pretend I care but cash in on your condition and your fame
Help Leevil kick his addiction to Sandwiches if you see him near a sandwich stand next to him and scream RAPE at the top of your voice so he runs away leaving the offencive bread based snack alone.
I'm here to suddenly shout "Sandwich Freak, y'all" and threaten to hit you with a baguette
Leave my sandwiches alone! I don't have a problem, I can handle it. I can go cold turkey, with a bit a ketchup on.
Could you date a comedian?
And I mean last for more then three drunken nights in Tenerife proper going steady living together etc etc...I couldn't imagine anything worse. The main reason being my ego she'd think she was funnier then me when she clearly isnt. She'd keep trying her acts out to see if I laugh and if I you didnt no sex...god it would be awful...I put it to the floor what u guys think?